The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

God damn.

Donald Trump presents: There’s a Fed Chair at the End of This Book

What problem does he think he’s solving here? He doesn’t even drink regular Coke!

If you want to make Americans happy about a change with Coca-Cola, get them to start putting cocaine back in it.

It sounds like Trump is just trying to divert attention away from the Epstein files.

I think he’s really scraping for something that will do that. But I think he could do better than getting Coke to use cane sugar. I doubt that that will make his now-questioning supporters return to the fold, when they want more on the Epstein files..

Get real, buddy! The felon is not going to spend that much money on poor people in the United States. He’s hit the perfect storm with outsourcing his evil to countries who only charge him pennies on the Zim dollar to incarcerate people who have committed no crimes in the host country.

Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust (yeah)
Hey, he’s gonna get you, too
Another one bites the dust

(The bolding in both quotes below is mine.)

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The felon’s a veritable polymath! (The bolding is mine.)

Soon, huh? How soon? Two weeks, perhaps?

Maybe we should go back to having a monarchy. In a monarchy when the king exhibits this level of insanity or mental decline, a regent is appointed to run the government with some semblance of intelligence.

The felon’s signature (shouldn’t I say scrawl?) plank is tanking “his numbers”.

Some pubbies in congress have exhibited a slight sign of evolving vertebrae. (Epstein related.)*

You know you’ve screwed up when you lose the support of Perjury Traitor Greene.

Apparently, this evolution is happening in real time.

Are you fucking kidding me? (The bolding is mine; the absolute insanity is you know whose.)

*I’m going to try to remember to add Epstein related to any future quotes which are related to the Epstein case.

The Unabomber did not go to MIT.

Coke and circuses?

Fixed it for you

who is convicted accused of a crime in the United States.

The majorities of these deportees haven’t had their day in court.

@Buck_Godot Thanks! I missed that. What a rookie mistake.

He definitely has the clown makeup for the latter.

My favorite part of the Coca-Cola story:

Returning to sugar in U.S. production, meanwhile, might affect the nation’s corn farmers, whose yields are used in artificial sweeteners.

“Replacing high fructose corn syrup with cane sugar doesn’t make sense,” Corn Refiners Association President and CEO John Bode said in a statement. “President Trump stands for American manufacturing jobs, American farmers, and reducing the trade deficit. Replacing high fructose corn syrup with cane sugar would cost thousands of American food manufacturing jobs, depress farm income, and boost imports of foreign sugar, all with no nutritional benefit.”

Depress farm income? What’s the matter John? You don’t like Trump’s plan to lower food prices?

Because, they do not believe that you or me knowing is more important than the integrity of the process? It’s not impossible…

Gee, I wonder what the Secretary of Health and Human Services has to say about this.

Dang. My fingers fought me on typing that!

Maybe one day these idiots will realize that Donald Trump stands for one thing, and one thing only, and that thing is not the best interests of American manufacturers, American farmers, or even reducing the trade deficit. The thing that Donald Trump stands for is Donald Trump, period.

If they didn’t figure that out the first time around and still voted for him, what makes you think they would suddenly became sentient?

Because that would be woke, don’t 'cha know.

Fuck just getting cane sugar back into Coke, Trump needs to set goals and agendas for each and every business in the US.

Yeah! And have you noticed the Republican Party’s color is red, Coca-Cola’s branding color is red, and communism’s color is red? And they call the Democrats socialists.

Get your Sharpies ready, people!

With the gutting of essential governmental services such as NWS (part of NOAA), the locals just might be better off using a weather rock.