The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

Can any reporter ask Orangeboy to explain what he means when Indians are insulted by the name change when they requested it for decades? Redskins? Really? I suppose Black people are peeved because we DO NOT use the N-word anymore too?

Another distraction. Say you care about them “injuns” while you arrest all the Latinos.

That was such a ludicrous demand that I initially sanewashed it when I saw it posted on Reddit since the claim that Native Americans are clamoring for the names to revert was at the bottom of the post so it was easy to miss. I only re-read it when people mentioned that he claimed they were hoping for the name change.

It’s one thing for some people to not have cared in the first place about the name of The Indians, or perhaps the Braves, or even to a lesser degree the Redskins, even if they ostensibly offend your heritage. But they actively want to change it back? OK then.

Ah, but you don’t realize something. Magaflatearthers*, even the head magaflatearther, thinks everyone believes, acts, and talks exactly like them. The bigots* are freaking out about their “heritage” (glorifying traitors) being disrespected by renaming certain things. Therefore any other renaming is wrong. The fools* likely even believe there actually is a tsunami of Native Americans/First Nations peoples demanding the offensive team names be changed back even though there’s no evidence.

*Third axiom of algebra.

Wow. The pubbies in office really do believe in magic.

That’s a fun article! What does he think we “radical leftists” are doing, sitting at home sticking hatpins into oranges?

And the really amazing part is his admission that the felon wasn’t the picture of perfect health the pubbies have been saying he is.

The felon doesn’t want anyone but him to go golfing.

And this part is scary!

You’re a journalist? No freedom for you! (The bolding is mine.)

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And what’s the charge that got him locked up? A traffic offense.

The felon even fucks up at fucking up.

That’s hilarious. What a fuckup he is.

The felon’s doing a great job with wildfires in national parks.

Only 21%? Maybe the felon should take his own advice and get out there raking the ground.

Yes, I remember his asinine behavior and comments regarding fires in California.

And finally, a rather blunt comment to co-conspirator/accomplice Miller. (The bolding is mine; the attitude is awesome.)

Pablo Escobar to head the DEA.

Now that you mention it…

The felon and his co-conspirators/accomplices are mass deporting, to third countries yet, people who have at most committed misdemeanors. Yet here he is bringing a convicted murderer into the United States. You might recall–because you just read it–the dude was already in prison in Ecuador serving time for murder. Yeah, he escaped, but he was captured and returned to prison.

People are, quite literally, doing this, and have been since 2016. There is a loose network of Wiccans and other pagans doing defensive magic against Trump, and sticking pins into an orange is a practice that has been used in folk magic since before Trump was born. I don’t know that they’re hatpins, specifically, though.

Thoughts and prayers, huh?

Hah! It turns out someone has also stuck pins into a Cheeto. Wow.

The felon is unhinged.

I think I’m going to go buy some hatpins, an orange, and some cheetos.

Remember, that kind of Wiccan magic is for defensive purposes only. Going on the offense is strictly forbidden under their belief system, with the end result being that the spell is cast back on you several times over.

I learned that from my last girlfriend.

If magic like that actually worked the MAGA types would obliterate themselves with it, when you combine their malice and their sublime conviction that rules don’t apply to them.

They’d not only hex themselves with the rebound, they’d refuse to admit that was happening and blame “woke witches” or the like.

Well, that’s why I’m not a Wiccan. (Among other reasons.)

I think we’re all safe, Wiccan or not. At this point, anything along this line should be seen as defense against the damage he continues to do.

I remember taking a religious studies course In college (Loyola Marymount). I learned that Peter and Paul (the early Christian evangelists, not the confectioners) had such a fraught relationship that they couldn’t stand to be in the same room. And that one of their biggest disagreements was over whether Gentiles were qualified to become Christians.

So …does the MAGAverse now believe that Obama is in jail?

I am.

Negotiating with Coke to use real sugar.
Trying to force sports teams to use the names he prefers.
Changing geological names (Gulf of Mexico, Denali) on a whim.
Pushing companies to drop all DEI policies.

Do you remember when Republicans were the party of small government? The President isn’t supposed to interfere with how companies conduct their business. This is yet another mark of an authoritarian tyrant. He wants to override in a stroke of a pen the decisions of those actually qualified to make such choices. So much for democracy

What gets me is that these are pretty standard Old Man Rants that are heard and ignored all over the country, but when THIS old man yells at clouds, the clouds feel compelled to issue a statement or otherwise take them seriously.

Wouldn’t it be nice if those surrounding him just said, “Sure, Old Man” in a patronizing tone every time he said something stupid?

You’re new ‘round these parts, ain’tcha?