The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

No, I am using a proper voodoo doll.

I feel like there’s a Stephen King story in there somewhere.

At this point, I’m fully expecting him to announce that there are too many states nowadays and that he’s eliminating three.

Well do we really need two Dakotas? But that would mean fewer Republican senators, so he won’t do that.

North and South Dakota will henceforth be one state called Trumpkota
Rhode Island is not necessary and will become a county of Connecticut
Hawaii will no longer be a state, or part of the US, and by that fact Obama was never president,

So let it be written, so let it be done.

He could trade Washington — or Western Washington, or even the Salish Sea area — to Canada for Alberta, which could then be merged with Montana. Any remnants of the former Washington could be incorporated into Greater Idaho. And any number of people I know would be happy as a bunch of clams at high tide.

I AM NOT A CRACKPOT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

This, for sure.

If you can undo citizenship, why not statehood?

On a semi-positive note, today (or yesterday) marks the six-month mark of the current term. 1/8 down, 7/8 to go.

Not sure any of us can survive another 87.5%.

Hawai’i’s liberal tendencies, and non-white population, are okay because it’s such a useful holiday destination, and one needs staff, of course. I can see him kicking Puerto Rico out, though, for sure. Most Liberal States 2025 shows that the top states aren’t exactly expendable, but folding Rhode Island into Connecticut or Massachusetts actually makes sense on a lot of levels, and people would get over it in six or seven generations. Merging Vermont and New Hampshire would also make a small but reliably Republican state, and only a few hundred thousand deeply unhappy people.

Would the First and Second Circuits get joint custody?

A couple years ago I advocated buying Fox News and, instead of trying to wean them from their fantasies – they are a lost cause – give them what they want!

AI-generated videos of the entire Demonrat side of the House and Senate being cuffed and stuffed into black vans, driven to mass graves, and shot. Fire bombers* laying waste to New York City, Boston, and other Deep State™ bastions in half-mile swaths. Thousands of brown people being herded south at bayonet-point. You get the idea.

If they ever manage to leave their TVs watching their wet-dreams unfold, people they meet outside their homes who haven’t a clue what they are talking about are delusional or being paid by Soros.

This idea was pooh-poohed by many posters here. This will be a test run to see if it is feasible or not.

*Not fire supression bombers

Don’t worry. If he really is the Antichrist, which is my belief, he’ll only last 40 months in office, dying four months into the fourth year of his term.

Not that there’ll be much left of our democracy by then.

How much of it is left now?

The Explainer in Chief!

It is curious that if he understands, why is it that he keeps threatening to do it?

My general answer to questions like this is that he’s a fucking idiot who is a perfect exemplar of the Dunning–Kruger effect.

The Autopen fake scandal reaches another level, with the head of the House Oversight Committee saying that they’re going to look into everything Biden signed with the Autopen and try to get it declared null and void in a court of law.

Including his judicial appointments, such as the appointment of Ketanji Brown Jackson to SCOTUS.

That’s a joke…right???

Oh, sweet summer child.

Not that the felon would pay attention to those who actually know, but here’s how he can screw over the Washington Commanders.

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The Second Felonials got themselves a dead Black man to divert attention from the felon-in-chief’s Epstein episode (Epsteinisode?).

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Just in case you thought the felon and his accoplices actually cared about impartially performing their duties… (The bolding is mine.)

A federal judge agreed with the Second Felonial Era’s request…a thousand times (approximately).

The Second Felonial Era broke the law? Say it ain’t so, Joe! (The bolding is mine; the “bazinga” is the judge’s.)

FEMA Search and Rescue chief resigns. You’ll like his reasoning. (The bolding is mine.)

The Honorable Jasmine Crockett calls 'em as she sees 'em. (The bolding and italicizing are mine; the accuracy is from the gentelwoman from Texas.)

Yeah, felon; this really dispels the idea you’re a pedophile. (The bolding is mine.)

Venezuela is going to investigate treatment of its citizens in the concentration camp. (The bolding is mine.)

They left out one particular president in their investigation. El Salvador’s government was our felon-in-chief’s hired hand in this situation.

The felon is adding a skill to his résumé!

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Conman, crook, convict, and now cartographer. He’s a polymath! (Don’t you dare ask him to spell, let alone define, that word!)

No kidding! (The bolding is mine.)

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We are well and truly screwed.

Not until he gets a return on all the Bounty he gave them.