The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

AF One? I’d pay real money to hear an air traffic controller call it out as Air Felon One.

Maxwell will be pardoned as soon as she confirms that Trump showed no interest at all in women at any time other than his wife to whom he was absolutely mentally and physically faithful, and that Trump constantly berated Epstein about the latter’s interest in younger women, and that Maxwell never saw Trump and Epstein together and as far as she is aware they never met, and that Trump, while wearing a cape, once ran into a burning building with an active shooter to save underage women from Epstein’s clutches, and that as far as she is aware Trump has never at any time even met any underage women, and that Maxwell actually saw every single Democrat in the USA in an Epstein-organised orgy involving baby-oil, goats and underage women.

You what? Little Mikey has not taken a principled stand on anything, ever, when it comes to Big Daddy.

Ah, but LM has never challenged BD’s choices.

If BD takes the decisive step of pardoning Maxwell, LM will find a position that will enable him to feel comfortable despite the inherent awkwardness of having his tongue up BD’s ass.

Commander-in-cheat meltdown!

And the evidence for these assertions (as though you didn’t already know)?

The Felon evidently doesn’t need the farm vote anymore.

January 20th, you say? Hmmm. It seems as though that date should tell me something. It should also tell you morons you got played.

And how is the felon going to reduce government cost? Hire more cops! (The bolding is mine.)

And for the Understatement of the Century Award we have this. (Same link.)

Let me repeat what one of those “wrong reasons” might be.

Also, re the applicant requirements: WTELF? No high school diploma? No foreign language competency? No law enforcement certifcation?

The bigot’s going to make other bigots get rich by getting paid for their bigotry with our tax dollars.

Why would ICE need any of that? The job fundamentally isn’t that complicated, if you can drive and use handcuffs, that’s really all the skill they need. And languages? Why talk to someone if you have no intention of listening to what they say?

Huh. There must be something those three people have in common but I just can’t put my finger on it…

Yep. I’m shocked he posted such a thing! It’s not at all like him. Seriously. He completely forgot to include Obama.

Michelle Obama, you mean.

Unusual first names?

Huh. Clearly, I’d have gotten that one wrong. I would have assumed that the screening process was simple blood in, blood out:

The film’s title refers to the initiation ritual of having to kill someone to enter a gang and, on the reverse end, not being able to leave the gang unless killed.

If I were younger, I might actually consider applying to become an ICE agent, just so I could be a really bad one. “Whew! That guy just runs faster than me!” “Gosh, I don’t know how I missed everybody slipping out the back door!”

Sure, I’d probably get fired quickly, but I’d be a broken cog in the cruelty machine for a short time at least.

Make it regular. People will assume you’re best buds and leave the both of your alone, a social beard, if you will.

Why did Trump throw Epstein out of Mar a Lago? (No, that’s not a setup for a joke.)

  • MAGA: Trump threw Epstein out because Epstein was a ‘creep’.
  • Trump: He was a creep. He kept hiring my workers away from me.
  • Washington Post: It was a disagreement over a real estate deal
  • Mark Epstein (Jeffrey’s brother): Actually, Jeffrey stopped hanging out with Trump after he realised Trump was a crook.

How bad of a crook does one have to be to upset a procurer of underage sex workers? People like trump are his prime clientele.

The one thing a lot of criminals really hate is when people commit crimes against them. Donald may have tried a grift on him.

But how would you get that stain off your CV afterwards? The MAGA people would not hire you because of your attitude (you are either incompetent or a traitor in their eyes) and the decent people because they would not believe you did it on purpose to throw a spanner in MAGA’s works (you are a MAGA and a stupid incompetent one in their view, three things that do not contradict each other at all).

Record a video, with some kind of date proof, that says what you’re planning to do, and then release it after you quit or get fired.

My bold.

Oh, for the olden days