The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

I have a sneaking suspicion — as always, subject to correction — that the “No-Mail-In-Voting” EO (which will be ready in two weeks, and will also disallow machine counting if not voting machines altogether) is at least partly in response to the malAdministration’s perception that the Massive Democrat Voter Fraud™ talking point is losing its grip on the faithful gullible. Next step would be to restrict voting to three hours on Election Day and mandate that only those ballots which are counted by midnight (Eastern Time) will be valid.

I expect that the response from the Soviet of Washington, which has had mail-only voting since 2012, will be similar to its response to Pam Bondi’s demand that it give up sanctuary cities: “Go pound sand.”

Maybe, but I understand it was suggested by Putin at the Alaska meeting. Could be both, though.

At any rate, the President can’t arbitrarily declare mail-in voting to be not allowed for federal elections. Congress could pass a law doing so, but I doubt it could get past the filibuster in the Senate.

See, that’s the thing. He “can’t,” but he will anyway. Then the order will make its way through various levels of the court system until Trump’s rigged SCOTUS finally declares that sure, despite those pesky words in this Constitution, this is totally Constitutional.

Maybe that exact thing won’t happen with this particular EO, but the game plan is to flood the courts with this sort of bullshit and play the percentages that some of them will get through.

Do you remember the scene in Fahrenheit 451 right after Montag went on the lam and the authorities ordered everyone to go outside to just watch from their doorstep? That is what the felon’s future voting will look like. At a mandated time, everyone goes outside, raises their hand in support of the felon (or his teeny-tiney hand-selected Nehemiah Scudder successor). If you’re not outside at that time, raising your hand when the party’s approved name on the ballot is read aloud, your vote won’t count.

Also: when is the last time the felon actually voted in person? Didn’t he vote by mail?

Will we get to where we find out that Couchfucker’s middle initial actually stands for “Dönitz”?

To nobody’s surprise, our felon-in-chief’s stupid action has gotten another felon-in-chief preparing for war.

In response to an increased U.S. military presence in the Caribbean, Venezuelan leader Nicolás Maduro announced that his government will activate a special plan to mobilize over 4.5 million militia members across the country to “defend national sovereignty.”

The announcement follows reports that three U.S. Navy destroyers — the USS Gravely, USS Jason Dunham, and USS Sampson — are heading to the southern Caribbean with thousands of Marines aboard as part of a major counternarcotics operation. The move coincides with Washington’s recent decision to raise the bounty for Maduro’s capture to an unprecedented $50 million.

Maduro and several of his top allies have been indicted by U.S. prosecutors for allegedly turning Venezuela into a narco-state through the so-called “Cartel of the Suns.” Maduro has dismissed the charges as a “rotting rerun” aimed at justifying foreign intervention.

“This week I’m launching a special plan to ensure coverage by more than 4.5 million prepared, activated, and armed militia members across the national territory,” Maduro declared Monday during a televised event, flanked by senior military commanders. He said the move is needed to counter what he described as the “extravagant, bizarre and outlandish threats” from the United States.

He also urged his political base to accelerate the creation of rural and industrial militias. “Rifles and missiles for the rural forces! To defend Venezuela’s territory, sovereignty, and peace,” Maduro exclaimed, adding that similar weapons would be distributed to workers in factories.

The Revenge Tour, Edition…screw it, I’ve lost count…continues.

WASHINGTON (AP) — The Trump administration said Tuesday that it was revoking the security clearances of 37 current and former national security officials in the latest act of retribution targeting public servants from the federal government’s intelligence community.

A memo from Director of National Intelligence Tulsi Gabbard accuses the singled-out individuals of having engaged in the “politicization or weaponization of intelligence” to advance personal or partisan goals, failing to safeguard classified information, failing to “adhere to professional analytic tradecraft standards" and other unspecified “detrimental" conduct.

The memo did not offer evidence to back up the accusations.

Many of the officials who were targeted left the government years ago after serving in both senior national security positions and lower-profile roles far from the public eye.

Some worked on matters that have long infuriated Trump, like the intelligence community assessment that Russia interfered in the 2016 presidential election on his behalf. And several signaled their concerns about Trump by signing a critical letter in 2019 that was highlighted on social media last month by right-wing provocateur and close Trump ally Laura Loomer.

The action is part of a broader Trump administration campaign to wield the levers of government against perceived adversaries, and it reflects the president’s continued distrust of career intelligence officials he has long seen as working against his interests.

The felon doesn’t want you thinking about how bad slavery was.

President Donald Trump escalated his campaign to purge cultural institutions of materials that conflict with his political directives on Tuesday, alleging museums were too focused on highlighting negative aspects of American history, including “how bad slavery was.”

In a Truth Social post, Trump directed his attorneys to conduct a review of museums, comparing the effort to his crackdown on universities across the country.

“The Smithsonian is OUT OF CONTROL, where everything discussed is how horrible our Country is, how bad Slavery was, and how unaccomplished the downtrodden have been — Nothing about Success, nothing about Brightness, nothing about the Future,” Trump wrote.

WTF is he talking about. Frederick Douglass comes to mind as an example of downtrodden and successful. Take a wild guess where you can (or could, by now, I suppose) find information about him.

This article on the same issue has a bunch of Xits reacting to the felon’s nonsense. My favorite one is this:

Trump wants to cover up slavery like it’s in the Epstein files.

And now China doesn’t have to spend a single yuan to spy on what passes for our government.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) -The White House launched an official TikTok account on Tuesday, taking advantage of the short video app’s more than 170 million U.S. users to spread the messages of President Donald Trump.

Trump has a soft spot for the popular app, crediting it with helping him gain support among young voters when he defeated Democrat Kamala Harris in the November 2024 presidential election.

Lawmakers in Washington worry, however, that its U.S. user data could fall into the hands of China’s government. Trump has been working on a deal for U.S. investors to buy the app from TikTok’s Chinese parent, ByteDance.

Past intelligence assessments have said the app’s owners are beholden to the Chinese government and that it could be used to influence Americans.

The new account, @whitehouse, went live on Tuesday evening with an initial video showing footage of Trump as he declares: “I am your voice.”

I think I’m now in an alternate universe. Greene is talking sense.

Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.) on Tuesday ripped the State Department for halting visitor visas for people from Gaza.

“We need to be the America that allows war torn children to come here for life-saving surgeries and the America that never releases a foreign child sex predator that our great LEO’s caught,” Greene wrote in a post on social platform X, referring to Tom Artiom Alexandrovich, an official in Israel’s National Cyber Directorate who was arrested Monday in connection to a Las Vegas child sex trafficking sting.

And finally, WTF is this portrait supposed to do besides make me laugh?

President Donald Trump’s new White House portrait is fire, according to some critics, and they didn’t mean that in a good way.

Presidential adviser Sebastian Gorka shared the painting Monday on X, formerly Twitter. It shows a heroic- and trim-looking Trump in an overcoat as he walks through a row of American flags with what appears to be a fire behind him.

While the flourish might just be an orange glow, some observers saw flames and roasted the president.

“Fitting that the world around him is on fire,” one person wrote on X.

“So he’s going to burn the USA down and walk away unscathed?” another added.

“The fires of hell are very accurate,” someone else devilishly chimed in.

The work is by Vanessa Horabuena and it’s hanging in in the West Wing between the lower and upper press offices, a White House source told HuffPost on Tuesday.

Gorka wrote that more paintings are on the way.

More? Oh, joy!

And Republican Governors will follow dear leader’s directive. Just like Texas and their legislative map.

Those are his farts burning.

Nah, can’t be. If ‘twere, then he’d be ablaze also.

Father of Dragons? I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump dreamed of being a Targaryen. He’s pretty much a Mad King already.

Cruella de Vile has a great idea! Let’s put a mask on the border wall.

WASHINGTON (AP) — Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem said Tuesday that the entire border wall along the southern border with Mexico is going to be painted black to make it hotter and deter illegal immigration — and she credited President Trump with the idea.

Noem spoke during a visit to a portion of the wall in New Mexico, where she also picked up a roller brush to help out with the painting.

And she starts gushing about height and depth.

She touted the height of the wall as well as the depth as ways to deter people seeking to go over or under the walls. And then Noem said Homeland Security was going to be trying black paint to make the metal hotter.

And the genesis of this genius gambit?

“That is specifically at the request of the president, who understands that in the hot temperatures down here when something is painted black it gets even warmer and it will make it even harder for people to climb. So we are going to be painting the entire southern border wall black to make sure that we encourage individuals to not come into our country illegally,” Noem said.

Wow! The felon thinks providing air support is not getting involved in a war.

President Trump’s Republican allies are putting pressure on him not to entangle the U.S. militarily in Ukraine after he signaled an openness to helping craft security guarantees for the embattled nation in its war against Russian aggression.

Trump and the White House on Tuesday insisted the U.S. would not put boots on the ground in Ukraine but floated the idea of providing air support using U.S. pilots and warplanes.

That came after a meeting on Monday at the White House with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky and seven other European leaders, during which they discussed security guarantees for Kyiv in lieu of allowing it into NATO, a red line for Russian President Vladimir Putin.

While the summit resulted in few specifics about what those security guarantees would entail, at one point a reporter asked Trump if the U.S. would send troops to Ukraine. Trump didn’t answer directly but said the U.S. would “help them out.”

Is this clown a plant for the clown in DC?

Tennessee Republican Rep. Andy Ogles has provoked an outcry on social media by arguing that Donald Trump deserves a third term as president.

“Give Trump a third term, give him a Peace Prize, and let him run D.C. as long as he wants,” Ogles, 54, wrote on X on Sunday, prematurely hailing Trump before he met with European leaders on Monday as he attempts to bring an end to the war in Ukraine after an unsuccessful summit with Vladimir Putin in Alaska last week.

The congressman’s post was quickly annotated with a Community Note that pointed out that the 22nd Amendment to the U.S. Constitution states: “No person shall be elected to the office of the president more than twice, and no person who has held the office of president, or acted as president… shall be elected to the office of the president more than once.”

I suppose, technically, if the felon just stays in office after cancelling all elections, he’s not violating the constitutinal prohibition on getting elected more than twice. An appointment and a usurpation are not elections.

And the article has this interesting comment, referring to the constitution.

The same founding document declares elsewhere, incidentally, that representatives and senators “shall be bound by oath or affirmation, to support this Constitution,” a condition of which Ogles may be in violation.

A Republican governor refuses to take part in the military occupation of DC.

Vermont’s Republican Gov. Phil Scott has declined to send the state’s National Guard to Washington, D.C., noting that he didn’t believe it to be a proper use of these troops.

“In the absence of an immediate emergency or disaster that local and regional first responders are unable to handle, the governor just does not support utilizing the guard for this purpose, and does not view the enforcement of domestic law as a proper use of the National Guard,” Scott’s chief of staff Jason Gibbs told Vermont Public on Friday.

The felon said he’s stopped wars. He cannot name even one.

President Donald Trump wants a Nobel Peace Prize but can’t seem to remember where he’s brought peace.

During his sit-down with Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelensky on Monday, Trump repeated his boast that he’s ended six wars since January.

But he went blank when trying to name the country involved in one of those peace deals.

“I solved major wars. I solved wars that have been going on for 31, 35, and 37 years,” Trump said. “A couple quicker ones. One that was gonna go into a full-blown deal very quickly, you know the one that I’m talking about—it was a big one.”

He did not specify what the “big one” was, leaving it to the reporters in the room to deduce.

There you have it. Wars around the globe are just like a fishing trip tale for the felon. But, to be fair, he finally did recall a war or two.

At the meeting, Trump gestured at various conflicts that he claimed to have solved, including places where his role in peace negotiations is disputed.

“India, Pakistan. We’re talking about big places,” he said, referring to a May ceasefire between the two nations.

On August 8, Trump presided over a joint peace declaration between Azerbaijan and Armenia, though that agreement “does not in itself completely end the conflict.”

Trump also referred to a peace deal between the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC) and Rwanda, which was signed at the White House on June 27.

The deal, which Trump hailed as a “glorious triumph, attempts to end fighting between the Congolese government and M23, a Rwanda-backed insurgent group that has seized land in the eastern part of the DRC.

Have you noticed not even one of those accomplishments actually rises to the hype he’s given them?

Tan the Conman has Wicked Witch of the West level meltdown.

President Donald Trump lashed out at the criticism he’s faced for his Alaska summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin last week, which failed to result in a ceasefire in the war in Ukraine.

“The Fake News has been saying for 3 days that I suffered a ‘major defeat’ by allowing President Vladimir Putin of Russia to have a major Summit in the United States,” Trump wrote Sunday evening in a Truth Social post that did not mention the outcome of the summit. “Actually, he would have loved doing the meeting anywhere else but the U.S., and the Fake News knows this. It was a major point of contention!”

Trump argued that his critics wouldn’t have been pleased even “if we had the Summit elsewhere” because “the Democrat run and controlled media would have said what a terrible thing THAT was.”

Claiming “these people are sick,” Trump transitioned into boasting about improving the crime in Washington, D.C., and his efforts to “secure [the] Southern Border.”

“They even want CRIME IN D.C., and other BLUE Cities throughout our Country, but don’t worry, I won’t let that happen. Just like our now secure Southern Border (ZERO illegals in last 3 months!), our cities will be Secure and Safe, and D.C. will lead the way!”

Really, now, felon? Not even one person has entered the United States illegally in the last three months? Oh, but of course you cannot admit that has happened because you think it’s the president’s personal responsility if it does.

If you want to get technical, the amendment refers to someone who has “acted as president,” a condition which has never once applied to the man in question.

Dead serious. And if you’re wondering why the felon looks so tuckered out, the Fink shall educate you.

The weirdest part of that ‘painting’ is the expression on the Orange Asshole’s face. He looks like a ten year-old with a bad report card, anxiously waiting for mommy to open it.

So it was painted on the felon’s way into his meeting with Putin?

New York Attorney General James is being stalked. This we know because the stalker poses for photos.

Ed Martin, President Donald Trump’s Justice Department weaponization chief, called for the resignation of New York Attorney General Letitia James and posed for photos outside of her Brooklyn home last week – all as he is conducting investigations into her conduct.

His investigation of James, whose office brought civil fraud charges against Trump, his adult sons, and the Trump Organization resulting in a half-billion-dollar judgment last year, is one of several the Justice Department has launched into the president’s perceived enemies.

But since beginning of the investigation into James, Martin has taken several unusual steps that fall outside the norms of prosecutorial conduct. He sent a letter to James’ attorney Abbe Lowell on August 12 suggesting New York’s top law enforcement officer resign, he appeared outside of James’ home with a colleague trailed by a photographer for the New York Post, and appeared on Fox News pledging to take an expansive look into all of James’ conduct.

Killer Kennedy does not enjoy listening to sound medical advice or science.

The gloves are off in Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s feud with American doctors.

Hours after the American Academy of Pediatrics, the professional society for doctors who care for children, issued Covid-19 vaccine guidance contradicting that of the health secretary, Kennedy accused the group of engaging in a “pay-to-play scheme to promote commercial ambitions of AAP’s Big Pharma benefactors” in a post on social media platform X.

Kennedy cited donations from Covid mRNA vaccine drugmakers Pfizer and Moderna, among other pharmaceutical companies, to the pediatricians’ Friends of Children Fund, which backs projects promoting children’s health and health equity. Kennedy said the contributions constituted a conflict of interest and suggested they led to the group’s decision to recommend that young children, between 6 and 23 months old, receive Covid vaccines.

Man, I long for the good old days, when loonies like this didn’t have the power of law behind their nonsense.

I like the broilers on the top of the flags’ masts. They seem well done and crunchy. As they should be in the middle of the fire. I’ll have mine with freedom fries and a beer, please!

Angling for Secretary of State in trump 3.0, are we? Well, he does have better hair than Hegseth, so there’s that.

Fucking Andy Ogles. smh.