The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

Came up with it all by my lonesome, just this morning (China time).

Ok, look let’s not over-react. There is a perfectly reasonable explanation.

Let’s not jump to conclusions.

Can you imagine trying to write one of the key scenes in Trading Places with this disaster of an administration? I’m talking, of course, about the train scene.

Holy shit. As someone who grew up from 7-25 in S Jersey, watching an idiot trying to buy a football team with low mortgage rates and multiple primary residences…

I suppose Jeff Bezos and the like don’t get the break, right?

I’m not at all sure where to put this, but this is worth watching. Dutch late-night TV weighs in on the media controversy.

That’s outstanding.

Trump thinks a Visa is a plastic card you keep in your wallet to pay for stuff. So of course they should pay for them.

What happens in the train scene?

Either Opheila shrugs her rucksack, Winthorp dresses in blackface, mon, or Beeks get bufu’d by a gorilla. Not sure which they mean.

(as an aside, I checked IMDB to ee if it was Meeks or Beeks. Something odd happened to their site. Under cast linting, they are in some weird order, where Eddie Murphy is about 20th, Jamie Lee Curtis is about 40th, below “Duke and Duke employee”, “Hooker #1 and #2”, and “party goer”, but thankfully higher than “Ophelia’s client”.)

Hm. I guess I’ll have to see the movie sometime.

Sometimes credits are listed in order of appearance. I’ve never been sure why. Maybe in the theater release, the stars are listed at the beginning and then in order of appearance in the end credits?

Crooks, all of them.

Lots of stuff happen in the train scene–SPOILER ALERT!–all as part of the comedy of getting a briefcase with stolen confidential US Agriculture Department report on the orange harvest; a report the heros of the movie then used to bankrupt the Duke brothers. Since the act requires precision, there’s no way, given the current clusterfuck in charge, anyone would know place or time of the key moving parts and people.

WHAT??

It’s one of my favorite movies ever! I’ve probably seen it a dozen times.

Seriously: it is a GEM.

And there is a brief Jamie Lee Curtis topless scene that is inspiring. When the movie first aired on TV, that scene was usually cut–it only lasts about three beautiful seconds, but I guess TPTB thought it would warp little children’s minds or something.

P.S. There are plenty of places on the interwebs that will explain the monetary mechanics of the ending. If you understand it the first time you see the movie, you are a better/smarter person than I am.

I think Trump is now off the ramp into complete dementia:

This man is not compos mentis.

Thanks.

I haven’t seen Fast Times At Ridgemont High, either.

I would say 25th Amendment that vile piece of human garbage, but look at his cabinet. We are all so fucked.

The Soviet Union had Lenin, North Korea had Kim Il Sung, and the US has…

Congressman Johnson is reminded of Communist China? I’m reminded of Orwell’s 1984. And the administration, ever the model of polite discourse, had this to say about Schiff’s report.

And speaking of Orwellian…

That’s the whole point, Kevin.

Press? Black? Female? We now have the Trifecta Target of the Bigoted Felon!

I’ve suggest it before and I still believe the following is the best response to the felon’s bullshit during press conferences.

If he refuses to answer one reporter’s question and tries to move onto another reporter, that next reporter should simply repeat the question. Each and every report he moves onto without answering that question should do nothing but repeat the question.

And how’s the peace prize pursuit going for the felon lately?

No, you moronic utter failure. You let him down by not praising his every move exactly like you expect people to do for you.

Doesn’t that sound like a trite answer from one of the dimmer contestants in a pageant?

What’s the point of even having a department for health anymore?

And how do they propose someone prove to the pharmacist they’ve “consulted with a health care provider” in the first place? This is absolutely asinine.

Said out loud: “Well, yes, I’ve spoken with a health care provider. A doctor, actually.”

Unsaid: “It was my cat’s veterinarian. We spoke about my cat’s health.”

It’s perfectly clear in the ACIP documentation on shared clinical decision-making. Last sentence…

There is not a prescribed set of considerations or decision points in the decision-making process.