Put a hamberder warmer in the palm, and I might be interested.
Oh what a bit of news.
I am howling at the universe.
I need to stop taking peeks at politics or I will go mad.
Wrong comic universe:
Da Fuk?
Oh I’m well aware of Condiment King, I even proposed him as the Batman villain that Trump should be portrayed as when talking about the crooks from the Georgia indictments a couple of years ago.
Trump seems more like a Codpiece kind of guy. So does Musk, for that matter.
The inauguration will be taking place indoors due to cold weather. No yuuge crowds for Lil’ Donny.
The fix is in
He saw there wouldn’t be big crowds, so he preemptively set up the excuse.
Everybody knows he would have insisted on having it outdoors (with a personal outdoor heater for himself of course) if he thought for one second he could show off the hordes of people who loved him so much they would stand in freezing weather to listen to his bloviations
I 100% believe this. “The crowds would have been gigantic, biggest you’ve ever seen, but they forced us to go into a small area! As always I am the most victimized man in history, you’ve never seen someone so victimized before, and also I am so extremely macho.”
“They”, of course, being the Democrats with their weather-control machines.
And a Two-Fer! He’ll use it as a refutation of Global Warming.
“Look how cold it was. Nobody knows how cold it was…”
Folks are asking for refunds on their inauguration tickets after the recent cold-weather changes. It’s cute that they assume the tight (and tiny)-fisted Trump would or could refund them.
The same people that think it’s too cold to hold the inauguration outdoors, want to take over Greenland.
It’s bad enough that we’re effectively powerless to stop these motherfuckers from taking over, do they have to be such stupid motherfuckers as well?
Greenland isn’t cold, it’s a lush paradise year-round, that’s why it’s green.
I thought that was Iceland?/s
AIUI, the naming of both places was a ruse by Erik the Red, concocted to make Greenland sound like the superior place to settle, so he could reserve the actual pleasanter place for his buddies.
Of course, I read that in L.M. Boyd’s column some fifty-five years ago, so use as much salt on it as strikes you as appropriate.
It’s the same story I was taught in school as a child.
Same.
Same here, which means it’s probably not true. Wikipedia agrees.