The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

This Icelandic site says:

Whilst this isn’t correct there is a grain of truth in it…

A thousand years ago the area the Vikings landed in Greenland… was warmer than it is today, so it makes perfect sense that it would be green, and the Vikings would call it ‘Greenland.’

As well as that the man who found it – Erik the Red – wanted more people to settle there, so thought if it had a pleasant-sounding name people would be more likely to move there.

Et tu, Snoop??

Who is that next to him and what’s the story? If it’s just “random fan in MAGA hat asked for selfie”, then whatever, I don’t care. Is there context that suggests Snoop has gone over to the Derp Side?

He may have. I believe he’s performing at one of donald’s inauguration galas.

Oh right. Blast away then.

A skewering history recap of one of the most despicable members of the Trump admin:
Stephen Miller: Everything You Didn’t Know About His Sh*tty Past

On episode 16 of “This F*cking Guy,” Hysteria podcast host, Erin Ryan, and Crooked Media’s, Julia Claire, dive deep into Stephen Miller’s xenophobic past. From his racist beginnings as a student, to helping implement the Muslim Ban as Trump’s Senior Advisor, to his continued obsession with illegal immigrants as he gears up to be Trump’s Deputy Chief of Staff for Policy, this is one of our slimiest guys yet.

I think the first time I saw Miller on TV my immediate thought was “Who’s this asshole?”.

Is there any hope that once he’s on stage, he’ll rip Trump a new one?

Yeah, and people in hell are asking for ice water.

“Once you have their money, you never give it back.”
–First Rule of Acquisition

That event has come and gone this weekend, and in the video I saw, he was rapping to a crowd who was completely ignoring him. He looked like a pathetic wedding DJ.

Melania launched her own memecoin today and it’s causing the value of Donald’s to crash.

$Melania? Really? And from that article: "Conservative anti-Trump voice Heath Mayo weighed in, saying, “Such a scam.” There’s a real alpha name for you.

First, the event was moved indoors with an announcement that people who couldn’t get in could watch it on a Jumbotron – now, turns out that there ain’t gonna be any Jumbotron…

I’m guessing that either 1)Trump didn’t want to be embarrassed by visuals of a tiny crowd watching the Jumbotron or 2)the Jumbotron vendor had the sense to demand cash up front.

Perfect there ain’t gonna be any Jumbotron…

Trump’s releasing a new bible tomorrow - The Inauguration Edition. Just $69.99. I guess in a few days there will be the Inaugural Commemorative Coins followed soon by Executive Action! NFTs. The grifting is going to be off the charts.

“Heath Mayo” sounds like a really disgusting food blend.

This.

  • serious, unresolved daddy issues
  • Ridiculous physical appearance modifications
  • Cries “persecution!” when held accountable for misdeeds

Why didn’t we make Michael Jackson president instead, since we had the choice?

They are now saying that tickets to the inauguration will be “commemorative tickets” since they won’t allow access to anything. Meanwhile Trump will brag about how both the rotunda and the arena were overflowing and hundreds of thousand of people were trying to get in. Without Jumbotrons he won’t have to worry about how many people are actually willing to sit or stand outside in freezing weather to watch him on a screen.

So would that make Vance Bubbles?