The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

JD should have gone to church this morning instead of Meet The Press. He gave it his best shot after being confronted with Trumps comments on government shutdowns during the Obama era. “Well, the president was talking back then when Barack Obama was President”. (60 sec)

https://youtu.be/nSUdS8XW2nI?t=339

Anybody remember “My post is my cite”?

Trump prefers Heinz catsup. (Which amuses me, since Democrat John Kerry benefits from hie purchases.)

Gotcha Ya!

IOWRDI rules.

Why would he go to church? He always has his head firmly implanted in his deity’s posterior.

For quite some time, my father would not purchase Heinz products because “The guy’s a socialist”. Some years later, Dad changed his mind. I think that’s because the places where he liked to get fast food, especially buffets, used Heinz and it was much better tasting than the competitor he had been buying. That might have been Hunt’s.

IOWRDI = It’s Okay When a Republican Dies, Innit?

At least that’s what the magacult think “the libs” are saying!

BBC Breaking

Trump lands in Israel and says ‘the war is over’ (or said it to reporters on the plane)

…looks like he’s about to descend the stairs and say the same thing.

Trump quoting Lennon? What next, is he going to sing Imagine? The end must be nigh… sigh…

:musical_notes:
I’ve been best forever
And I wrote the very best song
I put the words and the…what are those things? O, yeah…notes together
I know music
And I write the songs

I write the songs that nobody before in the whole world sang
I write the songs about the most special things
I write the songs when it’s young girls I spy
I write THE SONGSt, only the BEST songs!!!

My heart lies deep within you
And I got you to sell your own soul
Now when I look out through evil eyes
I’m prez again, with tacky fake gold

I write the songs that nobody before in the whole world sang
I write the songs about the most special things
I write the songs when it’s young girls I spy
I write THE SONGSt, only the BEST songs!!!

Oh, my music makes you hate and gets you insurrectioning
And I wrote some rock 'n roll to bump and hump (some minors)
Music something something breast, well that’s a real fine place to start
It’s from me, it’s for me
It’s from you, it’s for me
The whole fucking world owes me!

I write the songs that nobody before in the whole world sang
I write the songs about the most special things
I write the songs when it’s young girls I spy
I write THE SONGSt, only the BEST songs!!!

I write the songs that make all my lawyers sing
I write the songs of love and special things
I write the songs that make the young girls cry
I write the songs, I write the songs

I am the devil and I write evil songs

Well written parody, though the Lennon (and McCartney) song most appropriate to Trump is the classic monumentally confusing Lennon hit, “I am the Walrus”.

I’m not even sure it can be parodied.

I tried, more or less. More him than the song, but close enough.
Damn, how time flies, and it’s not getting any better.

Lennon did wrote a song called “I’m The Greatest”, but he gave it to Ringo. And Ringo > Trump.

I meant “war is over”, as in the link.

There was no chorus of “(If you want it)” like the song “Happy Xmas (War is Over)” as trump was reportedly refraining with “That’s how it is”. The message

WAR

IS

OVER

if you want it

where the differences in font size was more like 44 to 9 was on billboards John & Yoko bought in a bunch of cities in 1971. Oddly, that song sold better than anything else post-Beatles (pre death) and he was singing to Americans about a deeply unpopular war that was still considered winnable. The next “happy xmas” in 1972 involved Kissinger, the Minister of putting flowers into VW Bugs, ordering the biggest bombing using B-52’s ever over Hanoi.

Nixon won in 1968 partly because he had a “Secret Plan” to win the war. Yet it was Kissinger and Tho (who turned it down) that won the Nobel Peace Prize in 1973.

I think I have to give a warning here to prevent innocent minds from freezing, imploding, or simply disappearing due to the sheer inanity of the felon’s comment.

You have been warned!

The felon has his very own take on the Watergate scandal.

This is not something that comes from a functioning mind.

“Ukraine impeachment”?

<scratches head>

Anyone care to hazard a guess…?

His first impeachment, in 2019, was for abuse of power: specifically, seeking to solicit the Ukrainian government to interfere in the 2020 election. Remember Trump’s continuing claim about his “perfect phone call” with Zelenskyy?

Only the felon and his supporters could think it’s a good thing to need special names to differentiate which impeachment or which criminal case against him people are discussing.

Yeah, I do. Damn, it’s hard to keep up…

If it weren’t for this board, I would not be able to keep up at all. So thanks, y’all.

Too bad Zelensky didn’t have a recording of the “perfect call” and neither did Brad Raffensperger in Georgia with the “find me 11,000+” votes (or did he? Doesn’t matter).

I reckon in the “perfect call” there’s like a double jeopardy impeachment and I’m sure one would have turned up this year if only to try and discredit him. Even if caught with sound on video it’d be dismissed as a “deep fake”. In some trial in 1990 he denied an actual tape recording where he was acting as “John Miller, DJT’s spokesman” yet I don’t think he was being prosecuted for that yet clearly perjured himself as, yeah, it did sound exactly like him. And he was well known to some reporter in NYC (Post, NYT? Unsure) as calling in as John Barron (same name as his son years before he met Melania) and talking up one Donald Trump, Millionaire Successful Businessman. In one case the reporter asked him, ‘Is this Donald Trump’?” and that was denied and may have been the last call.

Can’t deny what he said on Jan 6 or why he had boxes of confidential material in his third luxurious bathroom yet you’ll never get 2/3’rds on that and did not.

The Georgia thing might go away as they disqualified the last prosecutor and have a short time to find another else it might be dismissed. And that includes Giuliani and trump’s lawyer or something Mark Meadows who plead not guilty.

Off those topics: He clearly had his dream day October 13th. Accolades and standing O’s everywhere. Dunno if he or his son in law can build their resorts, casinos and golf courses with all that rubble in the way, yet he’s a hero in Israel and the Gazans best find a nice place in Iran as they are only in the way.