The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

I triple dog dare them!

And when the next Big One comes along, and it will, the tunnel can crumble. maybe with Elmo in it.

He didn’t want to look like he’s soft on crime /s

So Putin said “meh, bring ‘em on” to Tomahawks going to Ukraine a week or so ago. A foolish thing to say, as Tomahawks will absolutely ruin your day.

Then the other day, Medvedev all but said “nuclear retaliation” if Ukraine gets any as they signed and sealed by the USA. Call it “by-proxy” if you want, yet it’s the USA.

So now trump says the USA won’t be sending any to Ukraine. I reckon, if any are to be “delivered” anywhere, it should clearly be from the USA to the Baltic Port of Kronstadt and Black Sea port of Sevastopol. Call Medvedev playing the Nuclear card. I am tired of that card being played.

An act of war? One that might actually be declared? Let’s do it.

Some country is going to call the bet, and if it’s MAD Global Thermonuclear Warfare, let it be. Stop threatening it as a tactic.

Trump needs to hang on to them in case he needs to use them against Chicago or San Francisco.

That is essentially their purpose.

What do you want to remove from Chicago? Hancock Tower? Sears? Done and done.

And in San Fran, the Transamerica tower harboring terrorists and illegal aliens and liberal democrats is gone too.

That’s why it was foolish for Putin to have blown off the possibility. Maybe trump had already told him there’s no chance and Medvedev just wanted to sound tough.

He’s played it so many times, it’s degenerated into boy-calling-wolf territory. Everyone ignores it, or should, anyway.

Putin needs to be captured and tried for his war crimes. Unfortunately, we do not have a president of that, umm, I’ll say “ilk” (besides having past and present “deals”).

The UN is irrelevant, though China’s stance on a war in Europe with a fairly close ally does.

Someone has gotta be Bluto (Belushi, Animal House): “Did we give up when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!”

But really - while there will be a great cost in lives and treasure - this is the time to bum rush Russia - in the air, ground, ports and knee-cap them. “Who’s with us?!”

Or go the “make peace” route. Just like Gaza. WIthin a month that’s back on. And Russia will still be throwing people and missiles at Ukraine.

He has also pardoned people who have simply said they voted for him. And don’t forget about the mass pardoning of the traitors who attacked the Capitol on January6, 2021.

I love pedantry when it’s needed! Witht the Second Felonial Era firmly in place, there is no such thing as a minor detail. Thank you.

True, true. It’s an enignma why the felon didn’t give sAntos a pardon. It’ll be interesting to see if Santos runs for office in next year’s election and if the felon endorses him. You just know if both of those happen, his district will go Imelda Marcos and elect him.

Maybe by just springing him from the pokey instead of giving him a full pardon, Donnie wanted to demonstrate that he completely owns the poor bastard, body and soul (the latter being hypothetical, of course0.

enignma, noun: An enema that is puzzling, ambiguous, or inexplicable.

A puzzle involving someone with his head constantly up his ass. Applies to both felons involved. :rofl:

Yes. He’s an example of exactly why previous leaders of Russia/the USSR/the US didn’t go around threatening nukes all the time. Use the threat too often and people will start disregarding it; both because they stop taking it seriously, and because they have to disregard it in order to function.

Has been done:

Now with them I picture a human ouroboros. Feel free to insert additional links in the chain. I can think of several who’d deserve it.

I had a dear friend, a retired colonel, who used to joke about the guy who ran around in ever decreasing concentric circles until he disappeared up his own asshole.

Huh. I did not know that. I only knew ‘Human Centipede’ from a South Park episode. (The future-Mrs. L.A. saw it, and suddenly I couldn’t watch South Park anymore.)

I haven’t seen the South Park episode. But I don’t know how they could make it more fucked up than the original.

Apparently, it’s HumancentiPad.

You have obviously not heard of the two sequels, HC 2 & 3… I only had the stomach to watch the first and second (and the Southpark version)

I think it’s the only movie Roger Ebert refused to score. He said he always graded movies on how well they achieve their goals, and while the movie was indeed very competently made, it was in the service of a story so vile that it was in effect beyond good or bad.

Trump posts AI video of airplane dropping diarrhea on protesters.

Why is he obsessed with feces?