The Trump Administration: The Clusterfuck Continues

Say what you will about Epstein, but he did manage to project an aura of sophistication and class that Donnie cannot. I mean, not a good class, and a pretty seedy sophistication…

Epstein could probably dance too.

(Dear Donald, when someone from the NSA prints this out for you in bigly letters, fuck you. Come find me in my shithole country. Yes, that one. The one to which you suspened USAID, for amongst things, HIV (AIDS). Jou fis keel poes)

I wouldn’t be surprised if he starts calling it the Great Replacement.

But, hey, at least someone in the admin is dancing, tap dancing that is.

Why is any of this news? I guess it’s because it’s the White House. It’s certainly not because the felon is doing a damn thing differently than he’s ever done before regarding a construction project.

I believe Gerrymander is an out-of-date term. Perhaps we should start calling it Splattering in honor of the pooper-in-chief.

War Criminal Hegseth thinks he’s giving marching orders to the military.

In reality, it seems a lot of the brass are simply marking time.

Do you know what you find on cattle farms? Yep. Lots of bull!

Please, someone parse this gibberish for me.

Speaking of food…

Is anyone in the CF doing anything besides cosplaying?

We can thank CNN for reminding us about the felon’s history of racism.

There are more examples at the link. I suppose I should not call it a history of racism since that could imply he’s no longr racist. The accurate term is a life of racism.

Some outfit finally did give the felon a peace award.

(I think the other two points in that link–presidential ranking and number of wars stopped/prevented–have alreaddy been covered.)

University of Virginia caves in the latest battle of the felon’s war on education.

I offer the following in tribute.

Nope, it’s not hyperbole to say he’s going to try to stay in office.

Dankie! That’s a great addition to my invective inventory.

I mean… that is not a very midwestern people of the land USA name.

Perhaps it might behove them to step back, back, far back from the limelight.

Any chance of a translation?

Has the first, thus historic, $100k a plate dinner for “special” supporters to be held on the White House grounds been scheduled yet?

I ran it through Google translate and now I need a new keyboard.

Thank the world for google translate! :scream:

Yes, Google Translate did the job just swell. Although the intended insult seems to characterize Papa Fred as a generous and loving husband, so I’m not sure it really lands.

(BTW for those of you playing at home, the original language is Afrikaans, in case anybody isn’t sure. Latin sure didn’t work.)

The result I got from Google was “your fish throat c*nt.”

Remember, Afrikaans, not Latin.

Ah, then: “Your pussy is so big,” according to Google Translate.

That’s weird. Now that’s the translation I get, too. Originally, it gave me Your father sucks pussy.

Can we get an adjudication from @scudsucker?

Why aren’t my spoiler tags working? I had to use the stupid box, instead of making my own.

FIX this, @codinghorror!

In rough translation, " Your fish throat vagina" but it is way, way more derogatory than just that.

The usual, fighting words, insult is “,jou ma se poes” (your mother’s vagina) but we get creative…

Reference to the saggy wart-hog like flabs of skin hanging under that disgusting person’s chin.

The U.S. national debt has hit 38 trillion dollars, and the rise from 37 trillion was the fastest such trillion dollar gain outside of the pandemic era. Trump’s followers, all those people who cheered on the DOGE firings, must be devastated.

Hmm, not what I got though but some anatomic similarities.

MAGA! Also, guess what news you won’t see on Fox “News”?

I’m eating my hat. It is on Fox Business.

Only took 2 months to go from $37T to $38T.

Situation: The U.S. is in debt to the tune of $37 trillion
Elon and his DOGE boys come to the rescue with their chainsaws.
Situation: The U.S. is in debt to the tune of $38 trillion

Plot twist: They fired the people in charge of not spending money.

Well, is FOX presenting it as a great triumph and accomplishment of the (so-called) trump administration? As in,

“US achieves biggest national debt EVER! Something no Democrat president could do if they tried! The sky’s the limit! Win-win! MAGA!”

More like “Democrat shutdown causes record debt!”.