I don’t think we’re going to have to imagine this for very long. It will be reality soon.
Pretty sure it is already.
Dumbass doesn’t translate well so literally.
Personally I’d go with “Golfo del imbécil naranja”, not because it’s a better translation of “dumbass” but because I think it’s the correct word to define Trump, it has connotations of willful, malicious stupidity that fit the man to a T.
Or better yet the rioplatense “Pelotudo”, but it would not be intelligible to most Spanish speakers.
Asked which state he (Senator Claghord of Allen’s Alley, portrayed by Kenny DElmar) represented, he replied:
That’d get him in trouble these days.
This is probably the only circumstance in which I could recommend that everyone who doesn’t hate America hit “reply all.”
He was the inspiration for Foghorn Leghorn.
Not sure where this belongs, but I guess this is as good a thread as any. Today’s clusterfuckedness:
From the item:
Emphasis added by me. I agree with the editor. Trump is trying to control what people hear and say. 1984’s Newspeak anybody? Scary stuff indeed.
Wouldn’t be surprised if Kash Patel has been completely swept aside.
“I got this.”
To say nothing of the memory hole. “I never promised cheaper eggs or gas.”
What’s up with the little kid during the first 6 min of Elon speaking after executive order signing? No babysitters?
I thought Elon is Donnie’s babysitter.
Our country is such a shit show right now, i don’t even know where to post this. So here it is.
Rep. Lauren Boebert has raised eyebrows after being spotted getting into a cab with musician Kid Rock at 2 am.
The pair had previously caused a stir online after it was reported that the congresswoman couldn’t stop “fangirling” over Rock at Donald Trump’s inaugural party. …
While it’s unclear why the pair were together, they have certainly set tongues wagging due to their early morning sighting.
I’ve heard that’s Elon’s son, Kevlar.
That is so romantic! The animatronic pair of bumper nuts is getting together with the animatronic vape pen! Match made in hell.
It’s one of Elon’s sons, whom Elon introduced as “X” – his full name is, I kid you not, “X Æ A-Xii”.
This seems like as good a time as any to bring up the fact that it was only recently conclusively proven that Boebert is not the daughter of former NWA World Tag Team Champion ‘Sweet’ Stan Lane.
So, it’s a real life “Two and a Half Men,” just not as funny? 
Whoosh.
The Dead Zone - Stephen King novel where a Presidential candidate grabs a child and holds them up as a human shield when an assassin starts firing.
But I’m sure you knew that.
That would be an awesome skit on SNL