The Truth About What Causes Homosexuality

The 25th century’s time traveling vaccination program “De-Pox the Past” has… err… will have a lot to answer for.

Probably.

One word. Placebo.

Turns out that BFS3 (the bad fashion sense gene) codes for a protein that binds with mercury and prevents it from crossing the blood-brain barrier. Who knew?

I know you aren’t being serious, but if we are going to judge Italy based on the fact it has a few crackpot scientists crazy enough to get their names in the paper spouting drivel, what verdict would that return upon our own nations?

I’m Italian. I love my people. But they are positively ungovernable, illogical, indecisive, unproductive, ineducable and sometimes insufferable. In other words, they are Italians, Lord love 'em.

So, are they going to work on a vaccine against homosexuality?

You don’t want to know how they’d administer it.

Cool - now tell me exactly what causes heterosexuality? I mean, really - why would any heterosexual want to put that in there?

You mean that we’ve been CATS all along?

Depends…did you get your shots in the arm or in the mouth? :stuck_out_tongue: