I just posted this response into another thread. My rant will begin after but am pasting it here since it has some background:
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I went to grad school. I taught at a college for 5 years. I now work in industry. Now industry has some big egos and some assholes but is nothing, I mean nothing, like academia.
Academia mostly disgusts me and I take pleasure when I hear them complain about low salaries. Many people in academia are arrogant beyond belief.
One story was about when some guy shot his master…er…advising professor and killed him since he failed to get his masters degree after 7 years. It so happened that the professor he shot hadn’t completed his PH.D. A professor in the class I was in ranted and raved about this for several minutes. He was outraged that the man only received 10 years in prison. He wondered that if killing a Ph.D. would only get you 10 years then killing someone with a masters degree would only get you 3 and a B.A. only 1 year or so. I thought he was joking but it became evident that he was serious. Finally I raised my hand and said “No. They are both human beings and would be treated the same under the law”. He looked at me and it took several seconds for what I said to dawn on him and then he realized he looked silly.
PEOPLE IN ACADEMIA ACTUALLY THINK LIKE THIS! If you don’t have a Ph.D you are a fourth rate human being, if that. If you do, then it depends what school you attended. If not prestigious then you are a third rate human being.
What also gets me is that everyone is so judgemental about everything. When I was in Math grad school, I remember not considering Social Science a real science or even academic. Stupid of me. Academia is soooooo into grouping people in heirarchies and disregarding inherent value in the person. Yes, their are arrogant asses in industry but a pale flicker of light to academia. I hate to generalize but I usually don’t like most academics I meet even today.
Blink, (ex-academic)
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I work as a statistician for a customer satisfaction advising company. I have done this for five years and have seen the end product of our work and it works! I have healthy respect for stats especially after seeing the kind of hits it can take and still give effective, clear results.
Now, about 2 months ago we had an industry ‘seminar’ where we could all get together and pow-wow. For some reason, the local, big university’s Math department thought it would be good for their grad students to attend. Well, there was probably 50-60 of us and about 25 of them showed. Were they quiet, respectful? This rant is for them:
You stupid, dumbass, useless monkey shit slimes! This meeting was for us so sit down so shut the fuck up! What is your experience, hmmmm? Have you worked on $325,000 projects for major corporations? Have you produced dramatic, measurable results that the company CEO has sent you a personal letter thanking you for your help? Have you useless, tax-money sucking turds done anything that anyone besides yourself gave a shit about?
I loved the look on one of your faces when you found out what I made. You even had the nerve to exclaim, OUT LOUD TO ME, how unfair you thought it was. “But you only have a masters degree” “I am going to a more prestigious university” “You guys don’t know what your doing, you aren’t doing it right”. Sure you think its unfair that I’m being paid over twice what you’ll be making next year when you have your Ph.D. and a faculty position but what do you really do? I help companies help people better and therefore they make more money and have happier customers. You suck taxpayer money away while you sit on your fat ass being amazed why you aren’t paid more. I do while you critisize without helping. If someone needs something done, will they come to me with my track record of success or to wonderfully smart you that has done squat and can only critique.
Get your collective waste of monkey asses out of here. You weren’t invited, not wanted and let the real men and women get things done while you go waste your life. Meanwhile, when I get my next paycheck/bonus, I’ll think of you and laugh.
Blink
P.S. First Pit post. I know some people hate it when people say that but figure you ought to know.