It’s True!!!
(See Cerowyn? Riker sees to hold some of my views about sports too. :D)
Except I don’t think we discussed golf. 'Sides, Riker’s a pansy. You can tell by the pretty-boy profile and the cleft in his chin. His marriage is probably a cover, too. And don’t even get me started on his beard. F@@king copycat.
Oh, sorry, where were we?
I believe we were wondering what the hell Wesley Crusher was doing on board.
I wonder if anyone would notice if he suffered a tragic transporter accident…