Perfect for movie reviews/synopses.
“Castaway”
Tom Hanks. Busy UPS manager. Engaged to Helen Hunt (not verb). Independent Helen patient woman.
Rush-job back from Moscow to USA. Plane crash (noun).
Lots of water. Tom screwed.
Tom on beach. Tom scared.
Tom on beach. Tom hungry.
Volleyball and other junk. Interesting return address.
Tom on beach. Fire (noun).
Tom and fish. Tom not hungry.
Tom lonely. (Some audience leaving.) Tom semi-insane.
Accident. Bloody hand. Pissed off (adjective, not verb). Bloody ball. Hello, Wilson!
Tom and Wilson.
Toothache. Hello, ice-skate.
More Tom and Wilson.
Lover’s quarrel. Angry Tom. Stubborn Wilson. Goodbye, Wilson!!! Where Wilson??!? Sorry, Wilson! Friends forever? Yes.
Raft construction started (adj).
Raft construction done. Bye, island!
Hello, whale.
Zzzzzzzzz. Wilson? Bye, Wilson. Wahhhhhhh!
Big storm. Bye, Porta-Potty sail (noun)! Goodbye, hope (noun).
Hello, civilization.
Spiffed-up Tom. No longer in synch with business priorities. Tom with appreciation for good things in life.
Helen Hunt not so patient woman. Helen spoken for. Bye, Helen.
Package with interesting return address? Hello, Texas babe. Happy ending.