The Viagra Song

I heard part of this on the radio yesterday morning.
Alas I can’t remember much of it, but y’all will get the idea -

It made Marvin Gay
It made George Strait
It got George Bush

Got the idea? Have fun :smiley:


…in a state so nonintuitive it can only be called weird…

It got George Michael
It got Ben Johnson
It got Andy Dick
It got Davis Love (III times!!)
It gave Tiger Wood


Stupid people surround themselves with smart people. Smart people surround themselves with smart people who disagree with them. - Isaac Jaffee (new quote)

It got Courtney Cox.

um…Well, I’m fresh out of ideas.

You silly kids. As long as no one sings the to the tune of Mambo#5, I guess I can allow this.

Ummm, it got Benny Goodman?

well, here’s a stretch.

It got Dan Rather Hard?

OK, OK it sucks.

Chris Rock
George Thoroughgood
Wolfman Jack
Billy Bob Thorton

“Slide it into me baby. Here, let me help you help yourself.”
(fake)::groan::
(fake)::moan::
“Oooo. You’re good and hard, baby.”
(fake)::moan::
(fake)::groan::
“Oh! I’m cumming so much!” – (pre-Viagra porn star)
“Here. Take this.” – (post-Viagra porn star)

Smilies, smilies, in a post
Which one do I hate the most?
Smirks and frowns and evil grins
Rolling eyes that really spin
They stick their tongues out if you please
Who the hell first thought of these?
Smilies, smilies, in a post
Which one do I hate the most? – Neuro-trash grrrl

It got Jim Morrison mojo rising from the dead.

It got Tom Robbins,
It got Tom Wolfe,
It got Robin Givens,
and made Shea Ralph.
Gads, that was horrible . . .

Dr. Watson
“Sir, I admit your general rule,
That every poet is a fool.
But you yourself may serve to show it,
That every fool is not a poet.”
– Samuel Taylor Coleridge

I remembered a couple more

It made Lucille Ball (Bawl)
It gave Bob Hope
and mine:
It made Martin Short
and Huey Long