The vital role of the goat in aircraft maintenace

Then I guess the answer to question of “Why is this flight unlike any other flights?” would be that you might actually get somewhere on time for once.

Well whatever floats your boat I guess. :smiley:
Camels have a tendancy to spit, stay away from camels

Though considering how the major airlines have been this summer, I think I’d rather take my chances in a Sopwith Camel.

I once heard that for Autogyros, one must sacrifice a Llama.
True or false?

Well, a regular gyro is usually lamb I think.

Goats are fun. I like goats and there is nothing quite like barbecued goat meat. I wouldn’t mind having a goat or two sacrificed to me if they were young and I got to eat 'em.

Before or after the felchers have been at it?

“Look at this mess, Arup! I’m afraid this is gonna be a two-goater.”

no goat see?

Well, so long as I didn’t KNOW the felchers had been there first--------------

“Well, there’s your problem. You got goats in your walls!”