The wachowskis ruined my son.

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He’s an art fiend, loves cars and racing. Drew a picture of a racetrack, he did.

Looks like your lower intestine.

I blame this on his watching Speed Racer. Frankly, I kinda liked it. It got the whole competitive savant racer guy down, and managed to be visually amazing.

But I’m afraid the racing series our children will create will look like your lower intestine. It’ll probably up the fatality rate too, unless they decide watching drones is more fun than restrictor plates and flesh n blood drivers.

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First of all, how do you know what my lower intestine looks like? :dubious:

If your son could turn this into a video game, I would love to play a racing game where the track looks like my lower intestine. I think we need more racing games like this.

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whelp, it looks like this:

http://www.millertwinracing.com/track.jpg

You tell me.

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I don’t think your son is influenced by the Wachochiskis at all. Instead, he is attempting to summon the Elder Gods. This might not be a good idea.

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I kinda thought the Wachowskis might ruin your son by making him want to be your daughter.

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I think that looks like the worms in my lower intestine.

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Carmageddon!

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So you see my concern then?

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Yeah. If your intestines are shaped like that you don’t have much time left.

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Honestly, I think there’s a blockage near the start/finish line. I suspect a visit to Dr. Jellyfinger will be in order.

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“Son, it’s called a race track, not a race tract.”

-Joe

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Watch out, Turn 94 is a doozy!

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Give your son a pat on the back for such a creative design. Ten million NASCAR fans couldn’t come up with anything better than an oval! :smiley:

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I think this has less to do with the Wachowskis & more to do with being a kid.

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Hey man! Watch what yer sayin 'bout my Unique Snowflake! :smiley:

(and upon further review, I think I’m seeing more than a little Mario Kart in there too, so Lana’s off the hook.)

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I agree. That would be an awesome racetrack.

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My friends and I used to draw tracks like that for each other. One guy would draw it and the other guy would hold the very back end of a pen and try to “drive” around the track without going out of the lines.

Do stuff like oil slicks where you scribble all over the track to make in hard to stay in the lines. I haven’t thought about that game in years…

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I really liked Speed Racer and was sorry it bombed.

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It’s an impressive BluRay disk!

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You don’t say how old your son is.
If he’s in his 20’s you may have some legitimate concerns.