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Misfits are great if they serve some use but otherwise shun them–(Rudolph the red Nosed Reindeer)
If your Dog Wins First Prize in a Christmas Decorating contest it means Christmas has become too commercial (But judging by the look of his house it means that rest of the neighbourhood just didn’t try)–A Charlie Brown Christmas
In 1776 nothing happened anywhere in the world except the American Revolution --Rudolph’s Shiny New Year
Christmas Snow does not melt–Frosty the Snowman
It may be christmas but without Santa it is not CHRISTMAS–A Year without A Santa Claus/T’was the Night Before Christmas
Keeping your Christmas gold to yourself so as to kill your enemy is the best way to show the holiday spirit–Leprechaun’s Christmas Gold
Once the world was ruled by the Evil Burgermeister family—Santa Claus is coming to town.
The Bible can Bring life to inanimate objects—Frosty’s Winter Wonderland
Only Evil Wizards may be enchanted—Santa Claus is coming to town
You shouldn’t think with your brain… your heart is a better organ to use–Twas the Night before Christmas
If you’re appointed to the board of an Savings & Loan solely because of who your father was and procede to mismanage the business into bankruptcy, don’t worry–the community will bail you out and you’ll never pay the consequences.–“It’s a Wonderful Life” AND “The Neil Bush Story”
Realizing the true meaning of Christmas can give you Super Strength!! – The Grinch
Anyone can conduct a Salvation Army band – Merry Christmas Mr. Bean
If a family member kidnaps your boss, and drags him to your house, you just have to point out to the boss that he didn’t give you a Christmas Bonus, and he’ll call things even and won’t have you thrown in jail – Christmas Vacation
Career criminals who swear all the time are really just big softies, and make great marriage councillors and role models for teenagers – The Ref
Apparently, no one wants a water pistol that shoots jelly. Even though personally, I think that’s pretty damn cool and certainly wouldn’t be upset if it showed up under my tree. – Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
With just a few well-placed ornaments, even the most scraggly, decrepit-looking Christmas tree will instantly develop full foliage (A Charlie Brown Christmas).
Devices like an ordinary TV set (as opposed to a home theater system) and a child’s tape recorder can reproduce sound so realistic and that it can fool someone into thinking that the sounds they are hearing are for real (Home Alone).
(OT)True, most kids would probably like a water pistol that shoots jelly. However, I don’t think too many parents would be that crazy about it (especially after having to pay the upholstery cleaning bills).
Santa runs a child sweatshop at the north pole filled with kids in “traditional” clothes singing “traditional” songs (American kids dressed as cowboys singing ‘Mary had a Little Lamb’, next to a couple of black children wearing leopard skins and holding spears). His workshop is filled with bizarre pieces spy equipment with enormous body parts mounted on them, and he drives a sleigh pulled by cackling robots as his fights Satan.
At least, that’s what I learned from the Mexican movie Santa Claus.
Animals decorate their own Christmas trees. -Frosty the Snowman
It’s okay if some big fat man breaks into your house and eats all your cookies, as long as he breaks in through the chimney. -Santa Claus is Coming to Town
With the promise of presents from Santa any mean person turns into a sweet happy dude. - Frosty the Snowman/The Santa Claus
The society at the North Pole is frozen in a kind of 1950s time warp, where all the female beings are helpless and submissive, and all the males are absurdly macho, and anyone showing the slightest deviation from the norm is an outcast (Rudolph).
Santa is a prejudiced asshole who wouldn’t hesitate to shun you for being “different”; that is until he realizes your “abilities” can be of use to him (Rudolph)