The Wicker Kong

King Kong Statue Suddenly Bursts Into Flames At Vietnam Movie Premiere | HuffPost Entertainment?
This is carrying realism to an absurd degree

I’m not finding anything in Revelations about giant burning apes, but it seemed the most plausible place to start these days.

Should have brought in Godzilla to stomp it out.

That NEVER ends well.

No, no, no. It’s the RISING ape!

Damned Google Translate!!!