The Women's Medical Fund has Renamed Itself

I don’t mean to belittle people using their chosen personal pronouns, but am I the only one for whom these particular ones trigger a mental picture of Discworld vampires?

“Zer darkness of ze mind’s eye!” < thunderclap >

My brain makes weird connections, I guess.

It’s not as bad as that time I had to say that “Rafaella Gabriela and Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla and
Albert Andreas Armadillo found an aardvark, a kangaroo and a rhinoceros, and now that aardvark and that kangaroo and that rhinoceros belong respectively to: Rafaella Gabriela Sarsaparilla, and Rufus Xavier Sarsaparilla, and Albert Andreas Armadillo”. Because saying all those nouns over and over can really wear you down.