I’m afraid that there is no one and nothing in this thread that can compare to this when it batshit crazy.
Nuh uh, I’m a hetero sapien.
I have masticated at the dinner table one Thanksgiving dinner, in front of my whole family, grandparents included.
Their reaction astonished me. They all started masticating and asked me to pass the gravy.
I’m reading this thread and masticating like crazy!
edit: Dammit Dallas Jones!
I’m pretty sure my neighbor’s one of them there pips, because I overheard him say he kept his hoes locked up in the shed. When I informed the police, they just laughed at me. He’s probably paying them off.
This one time, when I was in college, I matriculated all over the place.
Aka Hydronium Hydroxide. Most caustic substance in the universe as it’s a mixture of pure acid and pure alkali.
Speaking of thespians, I’d like to get Tatiana Maslany into some kind of Pit. I hope she’s paid triple for her work in Orphan Black.
Next, I believe that WPA-Guy should be shown the egress.
See, I knew one of you homo sapiens would eventually be flashing something.
Keep this person away from the children. Won’t someone please protect the children from these dirty thespians?
Are you saying thespians are heavily soiled? Stage fright is mandatory.
Don’t quote me, but I think he’s talking about the Negros.
Sure, you all like to make fun of homo sapiens. But I just wonder how brave you would be having homo erectus shoved down your throat.
Chippingsounds like a perfectly nice place.
You know the worst thing about Homo sapiens? They’re all primates. Every single one of them. And they’re all humanoids, too. Lousy humanoid primates.
I hope you’re not incinerating that I am one of those homo sapiens. I am thoroughly heterogenous.
It’s INSULATE, you maroon. He was insulating you that you were a homo sapiens (which you are, probably a dirty thespian too).
Yes, but did you matriculate like a motherfuck? 
This is where this comes from:
Archie Bunker vs. Maude Over F.D.R.: http://youtu.be/V_FrB-hkiTc
Oh, you caught me. I thought this was one of his funniest lines. Next only being trapped in the cellar with a bottle of vodka and meeting God.
Damn; whooshed again.