This thread is not cromulant.
That reminds me, I really need to masticate right now, I haven’t since early this morning and I’ve just got this dire need, you know?
But all that thespian talk will embiggen the smallest man.
This sort of thing actually has a long history. For example.
They are? Have you ever eaten with one?
I don’t believe I’ve ever had the occasion to masticate in the presence of a thespian.
My guess is the OP was trying to say “lesbian” and “homosexual” while high and autocorrect came through.
Nonsense. This sort of obfuscation of the issue is clearly misdirection as to the true nature of the thespian agenda.
Fact: a significant number of homo sapiens are self-identified pediatricians.
Hey, some of my best friends are homo sapiens. Some of them are even thespians, and some of them have been known to indulge in badinage.
It’s spelled cromulent, you goddamn heathen! Probably a thespian too.
You’ve been whooshed. The OP is a reference to the quote in post #11, which was supposedly said byGeorge Smathers to slander Claude Pepper in a Senate race. (The quote was actually a hoax.)
Ok thanks.
I have never posted while high.
Maybe when I’ve been low, but never high. Heights scare me.
Eskimo
Preach it, brother–I’m sick of having thespians and sapiens shoved down my throat till I choke on buh-cock (http://www.fearthegaychicken.org/).
As if this thread wasn’t odd enough already we get
I find that highly suspicious. Zebras and Eskimos come from entirely different environments. How would a zebra find an Eskimo? Even if an Eskimo wandered it’s way to the African plains, it would have taken off its parka and snow shoes to avoid heat stroke and ease walking by the time it got there, and then how would a zebra know it’s an Eskimo? Something doesn’t add up.
I for one think it’s ridiculous that a t-shirts costs more than a clock.
I spent some time on the Africa Plains. Africa is God’s country – and He can have it.
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.
Then, we tried to remove the tusks, … but they were embedded in so firmly, we couldn’t budge them. Of course, in Alabama the Tusk-a-loosa. But that’s entirely ir-elephant to what I was talking about.
We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren’t developed. But we’re going back again in a couple of weeks!
Some of my best friends are hetero sapiens.
Well, I drink like Charlie Sheen, am more convincing than Keanu Reeves and better looking that Danny DeVito. Does any of this count?
Actually, I’m only taller than DeVito.