Sorry, not possible. They were just being nice. Well, unless you smoke in the nude, shower viourously after, and then gargle and take chorophyll pills- in which case it’d just be slightly more difficult.
Not meaning to interrupt the smoke vs. stink, but: back to the baby poop.
Many years ago, as a young lad I worked at a movie theatre (Weherenburg). If I was one of the ushers, one of the after-show duties was to walk the isles, kick out the lingering kids, and clean up what mess we could (i.e., that had not been chemically bonded to the floor by soda spills).
At least once a week, we’d find someone had left a used diaper, balled up, underneath their seat.
They actually would not leave the theater to change the diaper, and then sat for the rest of the show with the stinky diaper. 
:eek: : puke smiley :
Fortunately, your belief or disbelief of the honesty of people I’ve known is of little concern.
I just asked my manager who I’ve worked for the last 2 years. She’s a non-smoker that doesn’t hang around many smokers and is one of the people that I mentioned earlier. Without saying why I wanted to know I asked her, “How long was it after I started working here that you found out I am a smoker?” Her answer, “At least 6 months.” For the first 1 1/2 I worked here my desk was about 5 feet from hers.
I’ve rode in cars with people that littered, and it really surprised me the first few times I saw it. I bitched about it some but it really doesn’t do much good. Most of the litter on the sides of the road around here is beer cans/bottles and fast food bags/wrappers.
That’s one of the reasons I liked Switzerland, they had beautiful scenery and mountains, and no litter on the sides of the road. Virginia could be that pretty if people would quit throwing their trash out their car windows.
I have a very sensitive nose.