Hey you, idiot! Yes, you armpit hair of the earth! Thanks a bunch for leaving a damn used diaper in the parking lot of the grocery store! I almost stepped on the stinky poop bomb, getting out of my car! And there was a trashcan not twenty feet away from where you did the dirty deed. But I guess you’re too busy and too important to put your trash away like a normal human being instead of a brain-dead chimpanzee (gee, that’s an insult to the chimpanzee). I got a suggestion for you, buttface- eat the diaper, shit and all! Bon appetit! 
Hmm… I think we might have something there.
If you litter, you will be forced to eat it. Not shoved down your throat or anything, but you will detained, handed a set of plastic utensils, a small array of condiments, and will not be allowed to leave the immediate area until the offending matter has been wholly consumed.
If it makes you feel better, SweetLucy, Mr. Levins’ English teacher in highschool once saw a similar incident as she exited the grocery store, where a woman changed her baby’s diaper on the back of her car and then just threw the diaper on the ground.
The English teacher called out to the woman to throw the diaper away, and the woman just made a nasty reply and continued her way into the store.
So Mr. Levins’ (admittedly crazy) teacher picked up the diaper, unfolded it, and smeared its revolting contents all over the windshield of the woman’s car.
Then she drove away.
sigh
I wish I’d been there when the Diaper Tosser came out of the store and saw her car.
[sub]I am not recommending this wholeheartedly as a method for dealing with litterers, but I do think it’s damn funny and I wish I’d been there to see it. I’d have paid money. [/sub]
This is very weird. Just yesterday, I saw a used diaper in the parking lot at the university where I’m working. It seemed really out of place, since the parking garage is pretty far from anything and, I mean, who brings their kid to their classes? And it was in the faculty lot. For a moment, I was afraid it had fallen out of my car somehow, but I’m pretty sure that wasn’t it.
I shared this before…but I’m sharing it again. When I was a kid working at McDonald’s, a woman changed her baby on the ordering counter. I shit you not. (Heh. that was funny!) Some people just don’t get it.
When I worked at Burger King I was sent in to check the restrooms one day, a routine job that was assigned whenever business was slow. I went into the men’s room (where there was no changing table provided, but there was one in the women’s restroom) and found a soiled diaper on the floor, dirty side facing down, hence, contents of said diaper smeared on the floor. :eek: In spite of my disgust and wishing I could somehow pass the buck and hand this job down to some other employee, I went to get the mop and the mop bucket. The smell of the mess was horrible, enough to nearly make me hurl. I ended up having to change the mop head after this rather unsavory task was finished.
is it possible it just fell out of a diaper bag when it was being loaded into a car?
I was in a McDonald’s recently and a woman changed her baby’s diaper on the booth right behind me while I was eating! I didn’t say anything and I wish I had. Thank God it didn’t smell, but I totally lost my appetite with this lady talking to her 2-year-old about whether it’s a “Poopy diaper” or not. Lady, that’s what the table in the bathroom is for!
The “weirdest” place I’ve ever changed Fin_baby’s diaper is in the doorway of an airplane at 30,000 feet. Well, not exactly in the doorway (that would have been too breezy) but the area just inside the plane by the door. However, the first thing I did was ask the flight attendant if I could. He said that trying to change a diaper in the bathroom is a joke and I was welcome to change it there.
Færie Nuff, the same thing happened to me last year, and I felt the need to rant about it, here.
I still laugh like hell at some of the responses folks posted:
Man, nothing (well, almost nothing) bothers me more than dirty diapers in a parking lot. It’s bad enough when people empty their cars’ ashtray there, but a dirty diaper is about 10 times worse! People used to tell me that I’d get more tolerant about these things after I had kids. Umm, no. I think I’ve actually gotten less tolerant, because now I know for a fact just how possible it is to never, ever do this!
I’ll see you the diaper in the parking lot and raise you a rolled-up used diaper left in a shopping cart just inside the entrance to Target.
Blech.
That’s gross dywer! When I was working for Staples, two women came in at 8:50pm with six kids, all under the age of 6. Well, it was late, and these ladies were NOT paying attention, so one little darling, after whining about how she had to go to the bathroom, proceeded to pee RIGHT ON THE FLOOR!!! No one knew it happened until well after they had left. EWWWWW!
That’s gross dywer! I’ve changed my nephews diaper on a plane and we must have had the most incontinent bunch of passengers, because I couldn’t get into the bathroom to attempt it. Thank goodness the flight crew was so nice, because I ended up having to do it on the last row of seats. That diaper was wrapped up in a barf bag, and disposed of quickly.
preview is a beautiful thing…^^ :rolleyes:
Hell, I once saw a child take a * dump * on the floor of a department store. The kid had the grace to be embarassed about it, but the mother did not. She just idly wandered away from that aisle, and continued browsing.
I worry about anyone who becomes tolerant about used diapers lying around! That crap (no pun intended) about “you’ll be different when you have kids” is just an excuse- my own parents, family members and friends who have kids would never be caught dead exposing the public to their children’s bodily products. :rolleyes:
My sister in law used to leave them under our couch. As she was leaving she would casually say, “oh, I left a diaper under the couch, just wanted you to know.”
Once in a while at the theater where I used to work, we would find a diaper on the floor among the empty popcorn buckets and soda cups. That was always pleasant. Fortunately, I never encountered one that wasn’t well wrapped. Still, it ain’t the place for baby changing.
Oh, this is great! Why wouldn’t you recommend it? Personally, I’ll try to remember it if I’m ever in this situation of seeing some asshole dispose of a used diaper in such a manner.