Who brings their kids to classes? You’d be surprised at the number of irresponsible, inconsiderate asswipes who do, SanibelMan.
For ten years I went to college in the evenings after working all day, and you wouldn’t believe how many students brought little kids to school with them, including toddlers and babies who were obviously not old enough to be able to understand, much less implement, the concept of “Please be quiet now.’ There are people here trying to hear their professors or who need to concentrate while they study/take exams.”
Maybe this sounds harsh, but I got so incensed by this and even thinking about it now still makes me mad as hell, but all I can say to anyone who’d bring their noisy brats who would run around yelling in hallways while their parent’s class was in session (in the case of the kids who WERE old enough to understand what “please be quiet” means) to school is:
I saw this happen last year in my favourite coffee shop. The woman who left it looked so incredibly green and hyper-conscious, so I was really surprised. After she left, I quietly and nonchalantly got up, got the diaper (wrapped up nice and neat in a grocery bag) out from under her chair and threw it away. Twenty minutes later she called the coffee shop manager because she had simply forgotten and was horrified that she had done it. She told the manager where it was and asked him to get it. My faith in humankind was restored.
Hey, I would have beat the shit out of mr levins and smeared his own contents on him. Fuck that. Littering is one thing, tampering with ones property is another. Try that shit with me and i promise a straight kick to the chest…
I do hate the diaper thing. How’s about when some bastard throws it in your yard? That is just common…
Oh, I don’t know, Govindha. It can be washed off with relatively little hassle. It doesn’t cause any lasting damage, so I wouldn’t call it “tampering”.
After all, he’s just doing to them what they did to the parking lot.
Count me as another Levins-booster. The guy just put the nastiness where it was deserved-- if left on the pavement, the chances are good that it would end up on someone else’s property. A very common behaviour for scavenging birds (especially gulls) is to drag goodies a ways off the ground before they tear them open. Diapers can be very attractive to crows and gulls, god knows why. (“Pretty little birdies, picking in the turdies.”) How often have you seen the little bastards having their lunch on someone’s hood in a McDonald’s parking lot? The big’ns will drag a diaper up there in a heartbeat.
If people go around leaving a wake of biological waste, it’s going to end up fucking up someone’s day. “Return to sender” is a fine policy, as far as I’m concerned.
I do know LPN. It is tampering. I own the car, not the parking lot so there is a big difference. If it bothers the person that found the diaper so bad, take it to the trash can less than 50 feet away. Problem solved. They did their civic duty and didn’t damage anyones car.
Rub shit on someones car and see how fast you can end up in court. I’d rather go for kicking the teacjers ass than smearing the diaper on some persons car. Thats weak and pathetic. Smear it in the persons face why dont ya…That might even be respectable. It’s a bit more than understandable than fooling around with the car while they are not around. Thats the way of the coward.
That happened to us, but on the receiving end. My wife and I had the chairs at that doorway, and a lady started to change diapers right in front of us, during our breakfast. Yuck.
There was a wall (or is it bulkhead?) between where I was changing the diaper and people were sitting. Nobody but the flight attendant knew what I was doing. I wouldn’t think about subjecting anybody to a diaper changing viewing without asking them first.
Once while I was working in a coffee shop there was a sort of carnival thingee going on outside, complete with rides, kids, and all kinds of nasty food with which to fill the kids before they went on the rides. A woman and her young son approached my shop, asked for a glass of water, at which point the son puked his guts out all over my coffee shop. Bleah ! She did apologize but she wasn’t half as contrite as she should have been.
It’s not like it was our junky food that made the kid barf ! All I got out of the transaction was some nasty mopping and the opportunity to change the mop head.
I understand that kids are messy and often gross. But if it’s not MY kid, or MY responsibility, I certainly expect some profuse apologies !
Govindha, when you skim one of my posts and say that you’d beat the shit out of Mr. Levins, when it was in fact his teacher who did the diaper-smearing, you look like a moron with a very low reading comprehension level.
A quick, “Oops! Need to re-read that!” would have sufficed. Now you look ungracious as well.
Profouse apologies? What did you want her to say? Could it be that she was embarssed? Frankly, I think she should have cleaned it up, but profouse apologies for puking? Puke happens, man.
And no, Govindha, I didn’t get your point. First you wanted to go off on Mr. Levins, then the teacher; it didn’t look like you knew what you were talking about.