The world's greatest soccer player is a member of my family

Damn those hungry hamsters.

Now I’ll never know if Ronaldo is your wife’s third cousin, if Oliver Kahn is your second cousin once removed, if Zinedine Zidane’s sister married your good-looking nephew, if Ronaldinho Gaucho is your dog’s brother-in-law or if Sami Hyypia is your sister-in-law’s husband’s cousin (and if he is, could you get me introduced?).

Once again demonstrating America’s interest in the so-called game of soccer. :o

Pele is your father?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Gets hand chopped off

This shit again?

It’s the most popular sport on the planet. Calling football/soccer a “so-called game” is the height of willful ignorance.

When did Pele play soccer?
Great football player though

egg

Dammit Scylla, get of yer ass and re-type that OP. I wanna know!

If you people saw me play, you wouldn’t be shocked to know that My Grandmother was John Giles aunt.

I think I inherited his dirty tactics.

Crap! It’s gone. Does anybody know if my computer stored it somewhere, or do I have to try and recreate it?

I think we just have to wait until it comes out again in the hamster poo.

Six degrees of recreation?