The worst song in the world -- scientifically

Four words: Dogs Barking Jingle Bells.

This song from the OP, while bad, has its moments (especially of ironic humor). But there is nothing, NOTHING to redeem DBJB, which nevertheless was all over the radio during the Holiday Season a few years back (and still gets airplay every year).

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I think the worst was that “music” House played on that episode with the surly punk musician.

House: “Remind me of your influences here. I’m gonna say, Thelonius Monk and the sound a trash compactor makes when you crawl inside it.”

Yeah, but DBJB contains dogs. That gives it some bonus points compared to something like Christmas Shoes, which is completely irredeemable.

I think I love this song. I’m half ashamed and half proud of my bad taste.

They tried to make a song that would be most unappealing to large groups of people but still have some effort in it. It would have been trivially easy just to string together twenty minutes of noise. I thought the most wanted song was worse, by the way (I didn’t listen to the whole most unwanted song though).

Valete,
Vox Imperatoris

I take it you have never heard DJ Shadow?

Sorry, I take that back. 3.48 was all I could take. Should I have fast-forwarded a bit?

This is just what I needed to pick me up.

The Raps been great, and now the child sings about christmas! Wheee!
I can’t wait to see what’s next, but it doesn’t feel like a single song to me, just interpolations- like I’m on a Musical from Heck while on acid or something…

It’s great stuff. They shoulda started it off with the Boat Song from Willy Wonka, it would have been the Perfect Ambiance for this stuff.

Oh, I’m so glad to see that you all liked it too. I listened to a lot of it before reading the thread, and I was feeling like there must must be something wrong with me because I think it’s pretty cool.

At least it’s interesting, which is a lot more than you can say for a lot of popular music. I don’t want to turn it off because I’m dying to see what comes next.

And I’m getting this strange urge to spend next Yom Kippur at Walmart.

didn’t This American Life do a segment on this?

Was anyone else reminded of the Diva from The Fifth Element when the operatic rapping started? Anyhow, I stopped at about 10 minutes in - not because I disliked it (quite the contrary), but rather because I got distracted with stuff to do around the house. I’ll finish it up soon.

“Diamonds and Rust” is Joan Baez, not Carly Simon.

Yes, way back in 1998. It’s been repeated several times since, most recently a few months ago.

I knew some of that was familiar, dead on with the Bungle…like Mr. Bungle on some serious downers to take that frantic edge off and this is what we are left with…to bad it doesnt have some guy crapping in a toilet

That’s not really that bad. I’m actually looking forward to the dance remix on YouTube.

You know, I’ve never heard of Merzbow until this post. I’m intrigued … Doesn’t sound like music I could listen to for hours on end, but some pretty interesting and abstract stuff there.

Labor Daaay! Labor Daaay! Schools are closed and POOLS ARE OPEN! Do all your shopping - - AT WAL-MART!

People who like noise swear by them. Not my bag at all but if you are into that kinda thing they are pretty prolific.