Yo Mamma so ugly, I used to think her name was DAAAAAAAAMN!
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Not to be a party pooper but threads with Yo Momma jokes have been closed before, in the pit even.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1762015#post1762015
Just thought I’d share that with you.
Pulling up a chair.
Damn, that Ayesha is fast!!
Yeah and I’m easy too !
Easy?
So how you doin?
I can’t flirt IRL what makes me think I can do any better in cyberspace.
I like “yo mama” lines. In an e-mail Lynn told me that they tend to get out of hand. OK by me.
Ayesha wrote:
Seemed to me like if we could cover the wide world of dirty children’s lyrics, we could do Yo Mamma jokes, too. There is a very influential tradition of such jokes.
[obYoMomma]Damn shame about Yo Mamma,
She’s an ugly ho’
Standing on the corner by the drug sto’
Shouting `two dollar
For an hour’
Wearing her Maxipad
On the wrong hole.[/obYoMomma]
Ok, just make them GOH (Generic Object of Humor) jokes.
As in, GOH’s so stupid, when the weatherman said it would be chilly outside, GOH went out with a bowl and a spoon.
Just read Lynn’s post in the thread Ayesha linked to. I’ll lay off.
Sorry.
If he did that, he wouldn’t get his insult in. Which is his point anyway.
Hey don’t blame me, I was just sharing the information with you.
Right, but when you’re telling the joke to your friends or co-workers, you modify it as necessary to suit your audience. Sort of like a joke template. For example, I’ve personally heard these two told about liberals, conservatives, lawyers, teachers, policemen, hippies, gays, blacks, jews, protestants and catholics:
What do you need when you’ve got a GOH up to its neck in cement?
More cement.
What do you need when you’ve got 10 GOHs up to their necks in cement?
A bowling ball.
With some minor adjustments, you can offend anybody you want!
Reeder wrote:
Well, yes. There’s also the fact that I’m making fun of the rash of “Appreciation” thread titles. A thread titled “GOH Depreciation Thread” would not have quite the same sting.
Having never crossed the line before, I’m mortified to suddenly find how far back the line actually is, and how arbitrarily drawn. But if there really is such a rule, I’m prepared to abide.
"Yo momma eat Dog Yummies.
"Yo momma raised you on ugly milk.
"Yo momma so bowlegged, she look like a bite out of a donut.
"Yo momma sent her picture to the lonely hearts club, but they sent it back and say, “We ain’t that lonely!”
"I walk in yo house and yo family be running round the table. I say, “Why you doin that?” Yo momma say, “First one drop, we eat.”
“You so ugly, yo momma have to tie a pork chop to yo neck to make the dog play with you.”
From http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_244c.html .
-Myron
First off, I have to know whether you’re using the straight-line or double-declining method. BTW, what’s yo mama’s salvage value?
Yo Mama checking in, no really.
It’s my pimp name on a pimp wars site and my slogan was “Yo Mama is so phat that when she comes to your house she’ll stomp that motherf*cker flat”.
The blue book value of yo momma goes up and down depending on how many packs of smokes she’s got rolled up in her sleeve.
Mermaid, that’s a pretty cool pimp name.