Theory of Relativity in Words of Four Letters or Less

Somebody has actually put together a good attempt at explaining Albert Einstein’s Theory of Relativity. It is written entirely in words less than four letters long. After reading it, I think that I understand relativity better, but somehow feel a bit closer to insanity.

Here is the link.

I found a site that does a great job in explaining both Relativity theorys (General and the other one), as well as some other science theory/concepts. I can’t find it but I will eventually.

Wait, if I say that I am at rest, and all else goes. . .then the universe must revolve around me! I knew it!

i thought you could explain it in 4 words or less:
You faster, time slower.