There’s an app for that.
What? No Church’s Chicken? What kind of shit hole do you live in?
I was hanging out in front of Wal-Mart before it was cool to do so.
Sometime this morning, probably.
Could be just about any time.
Would such people care about yelp? People use Yelp to find restaurants that serve things such as pizza with pesto and Amish-raised roasted chicken and pubs that serve craft brews such as Arrogant Bastard Ale.
Yep. I can’t forget the bums who like to couch surf. 
In some places, yeah. In other places, there is no light rail stops near.
That’s true. Even in my case. Before I started delivering pizzas and such, I had no idea about certain very nice areas.
You sir, win this thread! 
Not since they’ve been building these new super centers that have everything except a dentist and planned parenthood office, trying to compete with Tar-jay.
Oops I forgot that one! Also, I shall add those places that buy [stolen] gold.
Diamonds made me laugh actually: “Arrogant Bastard Ale”
We have a Walmart within the statistically defined neighborhood. In other words, it’s way over yonder but because it exists within the same zip code that means we are in a same crime reporting area. We measure creep by the number of Walmart shopping carts we find abandoned, how how far away from Walmart when abandoned, and how close to our enclave.
Of course, when the wind blows just right in late summer, I’m not sure if the smell is coming from the papermill 20 miles away, or Walmart.
Awesome!
“Perhaps you think multi-million dollar ad campaigns make things taste better. Perhaps you’re mouthing your words as you read this.”
A whole subset of yelp deals with things like car washes, handjobs, and pine tar.
At the same time? :eek:
It’s amazing to get this view into what it’s like in the Land of Stereotypes.
I don’t think that I’d want a pine tar handjob.
YMMV area, I’d bet. But yeah, no Clemente for me, thanks.
But admit it. You’d really need to go through a car wash afterwards.
My mother’s hometown had a creeper who entered chicken coops and stole both eggs and chickens. Went like that for generations and no one got caught.
Huh? The use of creeper in the OP confuses me, I’ve always taken it to mean someone who is creepy in a sexual way but not all the way to criminal. Like a grown man complimenting middle school girls on their developing bodies or something, ugh goddamn a fucking creeper.
Maybe they just won the lottery, so they can afford to live in your nice neighborhood.
I need to get on yelp more often.
And then hang around Diamonds’ local Walmart