[ Airplane ]:
“I’d like to apoligize for the recent turbulence. I assure you that our flight crew is doing everything they can to keep this journey as safe as enjoyable as possible. There’s nothing to worry about-we’re in good hands … Oh, by the way, is there anybody on board who knows how to fly an airplane?”
[/ Airplane ]
Or better yet:
[ Toy Story ]
Buzz: “Now, sheriff, this is no time to panic.”
Woody: “This is the perfect time to panic!”
[ / Toy Story ]
And now this:
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BERLIN (Reuters) - Catholic church leaders in Germany have responded icily to a range of ice creams named after the seven deadly sins, accusing the makers of trifling with serious matters and courting controversy to boost sales.
Won’t someone think of the children?
" . . . a range of ice creams named after the seven deadly sins . . . "
—Mmmm . . . Sacrilicious . . . So, what are the flavors?
Careful! In a dress, that could easily result in ducking and UNcovering. :eek: [wolf whistle] 
He’s around, but he’s been busy, jet-setting between countries like Somalia and Eritrea.
[auto-hijack] And, didn’t everyone breath a sigh of relief when we learned Eritrea supports the Bush policy on Iraq? [/auto-hijack]
maybe a reputation for being a teeny-tiny bit panicky. which is fair dos i guess.
think its probably more that we’ve been doing the IRA terror thing for years so it takes a bit more to shock us into gaffer taping up our windows.
plus it gives us an excuse to act all snooty and hoity-toity around you.
“pah! terror! you don’t know the meanin’ of the word lads - back in our day…” 
and i bet you any money that “gluttony” involves LOTS of chocolate.
Davebear said,
quote:
Originally posted by Kalhoun
Ladylike? Not me! I duck and cover EVEN IN A DRESS!
Careful! In a dress, that could easily result in ducking and UNcovering. [wolf whistle]
And that is why I take time to CAREFULLY select my panties during wartime. (hubba-hubba)
Which is yours, Eve? I picture you with #10 or #15, depending on the gown.
I just want to note that when I clicked on this thread, the one right below it was Bosda’s Attention-physicians, Biologists, Epidemiologists, Virologists & Others! Alert! Personally, I think the phrase “swine flu” applies to this whole thing.
9/11 would never have happened had the airlines taken simple steps such as closing off the cockpit. Nothing terrorist-wise has happened in the U.S. since. However, the U.S. has left itself vulnerable to attacks by terrorists despite what Tom Ridge and Bush henchmen tell us. Many muncipal water supplies and coasts are virtually unprotected. If I lived in NYC or DC, I would be anxiety ridden also. These are the two cities that the Al Quaeda would like to hit first. Bridges and tunnels need to be carefully monitored from here to eternity (whatever that means).
The new virus is scary, but I doubt is terrorist-related. Stay indoors and don’t answer the doorbell.
Envy - mint green
Sloth - sloth (the flavor being considerably less popular than the sin)
Avarice - goldschlager
Lust - certain glandular secretions
Wrath - habanero
Gluttony - does it matter?
Pride has me stymied. Any suggestions?
Only when a news story ends with, “Now is the time to panic” will I panic.
I always do what the media tell me to.
Happy
Pistachio Pride.
Sloth - vanilla. Just too damn lazy to come up with an interesting flavor.
Lust - Chocolate Decadence.
Gluttony - any flavor, but it only comes in 2-gallon buckets.
Avarice - has pennies mixed into it.
Omigod, Homebrew, thank you for that site! It is bookmarked and my credit card is edging out of my tasteful ASigner wallet . . .