There was a common thread to the Lincoln,Garfield,McKinley and Kennedy assasinations

The 4 i’m talking about wanted to take us off fiat currency. Thats why they were killed. The international bankers stole the Gold so that we had to use fiat currency, giving them control. Any president who tried to get the Gold back was assasinated.

And where, pray-tell, is this stolen booty stashed?

Umm… Because I’m That Kind of Person, I just checked- the best estimate for the total quantity of gold ever mined is approx 165,000,000kg, (maybe a little more by now, as that’s not a completely up to date stat) or to put it another way, 1/28th of the quantity apparently in this mystery vault. That’s impressive hiding skills, especially as I’m pretty sure I own some gold, and I’m fairly sure other people do as well. It’s amazing what conspiracy minded goverments/mystery organisations can do when they really put their minds to it eh?

I know there’s little point in mentioning this, apart from the fact I think we should all learn something new every day. Those of us who aren’t insane, anyway.

In a giant pyramid at the bottom of the ocean.

Hail Eris! All Hail Discordia!

Um, no. The US was still on the gold standard during Lincoln, Garfield, and McKinley’s tenures. and did not go to a fiat currency until the mid-twentieth century.

According to this non-crazy site, there has been about 158 million kg of gold mined out of the Earth’s surface in the entire history of mankind.

When the very first part of your claim is that the Federal Reserve has stolen 15 times more gold than exists, it’s not a good start.

Wow.
Just wow.

Chappy, please seek help. This particular conspiracy theory is harmless, but it leads to a pretty dark place. You’re not thinking clearly.

Bookmarked this thread so that on Jan 2 I can resurrect it and mock it.

But it’s excellent.
It leads off with the inimitable:

I’m convinced.
Where do I go to get me some Jew Gold before the (surely any day now) apocalypse?

In my defense, your theory is so nebulous, it’s hard to tell what exactly you’re claiming.

So how do you feel these four presidents were trying to take us off fiat currency and back on the gold standard? Lincoln singed the First Legal Tender Act and was the first President to issue paper money - a major step towards fiat currency. Garfield spoke out against the issuing of paper money - the opposite of Lincoln’s policy. McKinley defended the gold standard (but didn’t create it - it had been in existence all along) against Populist calls for a silver standard. And Kennedy issued silver certificates, which promoted the silver standard.

What exactly do you think the single theme is that links all four of these financial policies?

Your site only includes the gold that was mined on Earth.

By Humans.

Can we get a grammar judge in here to determine if this particular phrase is, in fact, proper English: “I am personally and as a president is very proud of the attitude of this coalition country…”

It may be something subtle, after all, this IS a direct quote from the POTUS (who I believe was Woodrow Wilson in 1917), but it just doesn’t sound right somehow. Maybe it is the subjunctive mode that he was using that makes it sound clunky to modern ears.

This is what happens when you sub-let your document forging to the Nigerians.

You sure? It sounds more like President Borat.

Is absolutely official cite for all facts on global conspiracy and President Woodhouse Wilson.

If the International Bankers are that powerful, why do they allow non-team players like Lincoln, Garfield, McKinley and Kennedy to be elected in the first place? Wouldn’t it be better to only allow trusted lackeys and lickspittles to hold the ceremonial position the confused masses call “President of the United States”?

We’ll all be dead by then due to the axis shift, anyway Are the planetary poles shifting as we speak? - Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share - Straight Dope Message Board

P.S. Previous thread on bankers killing Kennedy and Lincoln http://www.boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=637649

And a fine example of a non-sequitur that is.

Have you been visited by the Men in Black yet? Guess not, or you wouldn’t still be posting. Aren’t you afraid of them?