"There were 15 buckets of brains in the doorway"

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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From this news article:

Ok, dear, if there were fifteen buckets of brains in the doorway, WHY DID YOU LIVE WITH HIM FOR TEN MONTHS?

The mind boggles.

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I can see where there might be some debate about your question, but I’m not sure I see it as a Great debate.

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I meant to post this in MPSIMS. Apparently the hamsters had other ideas. Mods, please feel free to throw it over there.

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While they move it to MPSIMS, maybe the woman thought the buckets were legal and part of his work?

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Or maybe she was just really needy…

But I like this, by a co-worker:

–that people might have a problem with him collecting body parts at work and taking them home.

Egad.

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I say he was just absent-minded:cool:

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Maybe he was a Ray Bolger fan.

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Indeed. You would think someone would become suspicious after seeing anything over, say, nine buckets of brains.

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[Moderator Hat ON]

Moving to MPSIMS.

[Moderator Hat OFF]

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15 buckets of brains in the doorway,
15 buckets of brains,
If one of those buckets should happen to fall,
14 buckets of brains in the doorway!

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[Kathleen Turner] Were you out on the lake today kissing your brain? [/Kathleen Turner]

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Of course, you realize we’re all going to hell for posting in this thread.

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Some people take home office supplies others take home body parts.

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I think there was something wrong in this guy’s head.
Maybe he wanted a replacement brain.

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How did he get through the doorway?

“Oh, just step over the buckets of brains, honey.”

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You people are merciless. Give the guy a break. He was most likely saving them for when the Living Dead started roaming his neighborhood.

“Oh, Brenda! Your brains smell so good… so rich and spicy.”

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Can’t you all realize that she loved him more for his brains than his looks?

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Fredrick: Would you mind telling me whose brain I did put in?

Igor: And you won’t be angry?

Fredrick: I will not be angry!

Igor: Abby Someone.

Fredrick: Abby Someone. Abby Who?

Igor: Abby Normal.

Fredrick: Abby Normal.

Igor: I’m almost sure that was the name.

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I imagine at some point she thought “okay, I’ll give him nine months to use those brains, but that’s it!”