“Dead Shunk” by Loudon Wainwright III. You have to get the spelling right, he hates when people spell his name wrong.
Love that “Smokey Joe’s Cafe”.
I’m only your wildest fear, from the corners of your darkest thoughts.
That’s wright dead shunk. “Dead Skunk”
You can hope for snow and call someone to plow the driveway.
I’m only your wildest fear, from the corners of your darkest thoughts.
Try some of that Febreze. It’s suposed to remove all animal odors, and make the house smell just wonderful.
I’m only your wildest fear, from the corners of your darkest thoughts.
Ok I will I will …but what the hell is it? And where do you put it…on the skunk?
“I’m the best there is Fats. Even if you beat me, I’m still the best.”
(Paul Newman in The Hustler)
Febreze note spelling, I checked my bottle is indeed wonderful on all sorts of problems. But it only works on carpet, furniture, clothing, any type of cloth, that sort of stuff. Useless on concrete for example I have a concrete tile floor in my laundry room that my dearly departed kitty christened a few times shortly before she died, so I know I have never sprayed it on an animal. Hmmmmmm. My new puppy has really bad puppyfood breath…
Life is teaching you some painful lessons. But it is from adversity that strength is born. You may have lost the inning, but I know you’ll win the game.
Do you want to get rid of the skunk? Or your son? The post doesn’t make this clear. 
I’d get rid of both, if I were you. 
It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.
Noww theresss a plan! 
“I’m the best there is Fats. Even if you beat me, I’m still the best.”
(Paul Newman in The Hustler)
Not to change the subject entirely, but I noticed a sign on the counter at my vet’s office saying that Febreze is very toxic to birds. I didn’t ask about it, but the vet is an avian specialist. Has anyone heard anything about this? I know there was an email going around about it’s toxicity to birds and then more email saying it wasn’t true, but I don’t think this vet gets her information off internet email.