I just had to go down to the basement to do some laundry. It’s not a finished basement. When I was little, it gave me the creeps. It’s a creepy basement that floods whenever it rains. And there are mice, sometimes.
Right now, there’s an enormous beetle. It’s cruising around on the little carpeted area that I use as a workout area, but our ironing board is there, too. And I’m not joking when I say it’s huge. It’s looked about three inches long, but I was’t going to measure, because it looked evil. All sleek and black and bulbous, like a badguy’s getaway car in a science fiction movie. Only with wiggly little legs.
It creeped me out, and that’s why I’m wearing a wrinkly shirt today.
Any suggestions as to getting rid of it? I’m not going to smoosh something that big. Messy messy messy.