Don’t eat the muffin tops … http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=“muffin+top”&gbv=2
Every year I try to mention Adolph’s birthday. Very few people see the humor. Based on the suggestion above, I’m now going to add Stalin = Dec 18 & Mao = Dec 26 (dates from wiki) to my repertoire. It’ll be interesting to see how the audience reaction differs.
Happy Boxing / Mao’s Birth Day to you, Happy Boxing / Mao’s Birth Day to you …
Sorta lyrical actually.
I’m with Weird Al on this 
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Office food is always a wonderful topic.
At my work they are changing food vendors. Last Friday at about 11:30 am an annoucment comes over the speakers.
“A new food vendor is here and has samples of their products for free in the lunch room”
It was like a stampede. Only free money would have caused a faster dash to the cafeteria.
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… and then there’s Pretzel Day … !
Today I brought in a small block of cheddar cheese (courtesy of my mother, who had been enjoying this brand for years until recently), a box of crackers, and some cookies past their sell-by date. The cheese was gone by 9:30, and the cracker box was on its side by then too. The cookies aren’t going so fast yet; someone else brought in a bunch of pastries with globs of cheap-looking chocolate all over them.
There’s less than five people who work here, including myself. Occasionally I’ll buy something and find I don’t like it so I bring the leftovers to work. It always disappears. Not as fast at the time I brought Girl Scout cookies (yeah, I don’t like Thin Mints. Heresy, I know), but still it disappears. And no one ever complains.
Course this is the same office where one of the salesmen wears shorts and a baseball cap every single day (and, y’know, a shirt). And swears at the fax machine. And ‘sings’, for values of singing that include sounding like a cat in a blender.
So it’s not like we’re a high class place or nothing.
I brought an assorted Krispy Kreme dozen today. Suddenly I am everybody’s favorite. (When you bring high-value treats it is important to let everybody know who their benefactor is.) Seriously, I bake homemade stuff all the time, but donuts really gets their blood pumping.
No, I do not want a cookie, I said no the first three times you asked me, and woman, you know I’m on a diet. Incidentally, if you poke that packet under my nose one more time, I will break your fingers.
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There’s a napkin on which someone has scribbled “Have a muffin!”
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First Verse:**
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane?
Second Verse:
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
That lives on Drury Lane.
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Don’t eat the muffin tops … Google Search
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Did you notice the real muffin image in the bottom row on page one? It’s from an Australian Defence Forces web site. Must be one of those new WMD experiments.
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At least he didn’t bring in big birthday cake on April 20 and, after everyone had a piece, announce that it was in celebration of Hitler’s birthday; like a former boss of mine did.
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I think that’s awesome, personally, but then my son was just born this past Sunday (April 20th), and I busted up laughing when I was told that was his due date for exactly that reason.