Seriously, don’t ask how or why but I google image searched “Kitties on titties” and sure enough, there are pics out there for that kind of thing!! (OK I only googled it because it rhymed and I’m bored. I know, I’m weird.)
(I hate having to ‘do things’ after clicking links)
But I will say that the title reminded my of pics where girls with large boobies [I love that word] put kittens in their tops (between the top and the boob)
While mostly-innocently surfing the web, I found this site(mostly SFW) that compiles slash fiction about King David. Yes, the King David from the Bible. WTF.
Rule 34 is valid, important and true. But many internet neophytes forget its important corollary - Rule 35.
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If there is no porn of it, you must make it.*
Years ago I remember seeing a newsgroup for people with herpes. They did a lot of hooking up with each other IIRC. Now that most people don’t know what usenet is, odds are they have a website somewhere. Maybe not now that there’s Valtrex. Who knows.