“Doing work” is an abstraction (in the information sense) of organizing or otherwise modifying information. For instance (speaking somwhat metaphorically for the purpose of illustration) if all of your books are in a box on the floor, you have to do work upon them to arrange them on a shelf. In doing so, however, you’ve created further disorder by turning the complex chemicals that store energy in your body (adenosine triphosphate, or ATP) into heat and mechanical energy, which raises the overall temperature of the room, assuming that the room is adiabatic (perfectly insulated). So work creates order in one area of a system by compromising it in another area. In sum total, you never end up with at much useful energy as you started out with, and you always have more entropy (Rule #2). And you can’t even stop if you want to; the harder you try not to move, the worse you’re going to make it (Rule #3); it’s like herding cats.
Frylock, the laws of physics don’t only apply to macroscopic phenomena; indeed, thermodynamic principles are key to understanding why quantum mechanical phenomena aren’t exhibited on the everyday scale; see the thermodynamic limit and quantum decoherence. (Neither of these is the best written treatment of the respective topics, but I’m not going to dig through better texts and sum up their statements today.) One has to restate the laws of thermodynamics to use them in quantum systems because the classical quasiequilibrium thermodynamics (what Chronos is referring to as the “older definition”) and statistical mechanics approaches don’t apply to individual quantum particles, but the laws are equally valid on the very tiny scale of fundamental particles, too.
Note that the classical thermodynamics approach is still approximately valid for most practical uses like designing a steam cycle, making chemicals, and building meteorological models, and for the most part the only people really concerned about the statistical approach are physicists and engineers working in fields where they’re dealing with phenomena that can’t be approximated via continuum mechanics, like energetic plasmas or spectral emissivity. Quantum mechanical thermodynamics is of interest to quantum physicists (obviously) and information theorists (a field of discrete mathematics) working with quantized information.
Enola Straight, all matter and energy crammed into one single point (or homogeneously in a very, very small universe) isn’t necessarily orderly at all, particularly if it “has no free choice” (so to speak) about being there, i.e. it can’t escape. Gravitational singularities and the event horizons that envelop them–black holes–are volumes of maximal local entropy; the only way they can “gain” more entropy is to become larger, hence the entropy of a nonrotating black hole is directly proportional to its circumference. All of the information that goes into them–that is, all the matter and energy that falls past the event horizon–is gone forever from the universe, even in image or effect, leaving the black hole with only three fundamental properties–mass, spin, and charge, a state which is otherwise described by John Wheeler’s famous observation that “Black holes have no hair.”
Orderly (in a thermodynamic sense) is all about keeping the hot side hot and the cool side cool, just like that McBLT sandwich that McDonald’s was trying to promote waywayback. Unfortunately, the geniuses at Hamburger University neglected to cover basic thermodynamic principles and stuck both parts of the sandwich in the same box, and it always came out in a limp, lukewarm equilibrium state.
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