These ice cream trucks are using phasers to vaporize this child.

Take a look at the banner: Ice Cream Trucks.com

It’s mundane, it’s pointless, and apparently I must share it. It is one of the more unfortunate anigifs I’ve seen lately.

(Not that I didn’t fantasize about just such a scenario when I drove an ice cream truck.)

No - they’re trying to vaporize the child, but it’s not working. He’s obviously a Q or a Dowd or something.

Actually, I’m reminded of a scene from the original Battlestar Galactica, when Count Iblis was shot repeatedly, and each time his human appearance faded for a moment.

Why does the “Equipment” tab include duct tape, wire, and garbage sacks?

Kidding…

There’s an icon at the top right to enable “sound”.

No way no how am I clicking that. I just got “Turkey in the Straw” out of my head, tyvm!

There is the world’s creepiest ice cream truck in my parent’s neighborhood. It is just a black conversion van with a generator on the back and some of the typical pictures of ice cream and prices on the side by the sliding door. It still does the music thing though. It just seems wrong

Hmph! Kids today! In my day, when we got vaporized, we stayed vaporized. And we liked it!

:smiley: :smiley: :smiley: I lol’d.

Any boy dense enough to survive that would have to be made from solid nuclear material; he would sink to the center of the planet. He must be renewing his molecular structure from one microsecond to the next.

Nah, there’s no ice cream trucks on Altair 5.

The boy appears to be nibbling on an alien head …

I’ve spent two days trying to think of an Altair 8800 joke to go with this, but I’m just not geeky and/or old enough. Maybe one of you O.G. Heathkit-breadboard-and-a-soldering-iron programmers can come up with something.

I can’t post in this thread because it would be to say what I would like to do to that company, which would be illegal.

OK - I took the hit - it’s not “Turkey in the Straw” - it’s the OTHER song - “The Entertainer”

Is that a suburb of Bozeman?

At least it’s not “Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head.” We had that for a while.

Our neighborhood gets “Fur Elise.” We must be high-class.