Those damn liberal pussies over at the National Academy of Sciences are at it again trying to prime the money pump :mad:. If you haven’t seen, they just released a report on “America’s Climate Choices” wherein they repeat all of Algores standard lines about the earth heating up (yeah right; it fucking snowed here this morning :rolleyes:) and spreading fear about some evil carbon dioxide being released by Americans and Oil Companies. It’s all bullshit, and I am tired of the so-called scientists pretending that this is even a problem just so they can get some grant money. It just distracts from the important stuff like the fact half our congress is populated by traitors that are trying to turn America into socialist kleptocracy. Any moron should be able to grasp the following facts:
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[li]Even if the Earth is heating right now, it’s a natural cycle and those people just seem to stupid to under stand it… Just last year it was much warming that it was today. :rolleyes:[/li][li]Even if the Earth is heating right now, we should take into consideration that humans are a tropical species. We do better when it’s warmer so I don’t understand why these “experts” predict negative outomes. :smack:[/li][li]The idea that we can predict temperatures with an accuracy of 1 or even 5 degrees in the next 20, 50, or even a 100 years is fucking ridiculous. Hell, last time I checked they can’t predict temperatures accurately 10 days in advance (the weatherman totally miscalled todays whether 3 days ago). Yet these assholes keep telling us that temperatures are going to rise by 3 degrees in the next 50 years or whatever. Yeah right, 3 degrees plus or minus 20. How the fuck can they even pretend to know that 
. Morons.[/li][li]Even if we wanted to stop it, there is no way we are going to convince the rest of the world to act. Remember that summit a few years ago, Koto or Toto or whatever, where the Chinese told the rest of the world to screw off that they were going to burn as much oil as they could get there hands on? I for one am not going to let them have it, we should get to burn our fair share![/li][li]I just can’t stand it! The vast majority of Carbon Dioxide is released from plants decaying and animals breathing. I read somewhere (I will try to find the website, I think it was my churches’ blog) that 98% of all CO2 comes from these sources. How the hell could we warm the globe with this being the case? Huh? What the hell do they teach at these schools? [/li][li]And all this bullshit about sea levels rising. Morons, I remember learning that the continents float. It’s called plate technitians assholes and you can look it up online. How the hell is a sea level rise going to matter when we will just ride the wave on our continental plate. It’s like they are not even trying![/li][li]Finally, why should we have to give up our lifestyle? Why don’t we get some engineers to put in some of those scrubbers or just equestrian the carbon underground. This will be cheaper and easier than taxing gas and carbon to pay for these stupid grants! Gas is 4 bucks a gallon here; it’s going to cost me over a hundred bucks to get to the lake this summer, never mind what its going cost to ski![/ul][/li]We should do something about this. Maybe we could have a political litmus test at our colleges so that we don’t get this blatent partisan money grabs from scientists. I am sure that if we had some non-ivory tower elite scientists we could get some facts. :rolleyes:
I hope you realize that all of this is a parody of the comments you get in news articles every time a report like this comes out. That said, I am sure there are some of you that actually agree with the points above and think I am being serious and astute. You people are mouth-breathing morons! I hope you bought land in Florida!
