We Aren’t. Perhaps you are, I couldn’t say, but I’m not.
Ladies and gentlemen I present the winners in the Premature Detonation Syndromecategory.
How many TSA agents does it take to stop a terrorist?
Don’t know, they haven’t stopped one yet.
I accidentally my leg. Is that dangerous?
The whole thing?
The mugshot of Richard Reid belongs in a high school yearbook.