They blew up real good!

We Aren’t. Perhaps you are, I couldn’t say, but I’m not.

Ladies and gentlemen I present the winners in the Premature Detonation Syndromecategory.

How many TSA agents does it take to stop a terrorist?

Don’t know, they haven’t stopped one yet.

I accidentally my leg. Is that dangerous?

The whole thing?

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The mugshot of Richard Reid belongs in a high school yearbook.