Damn gummint! They can take my gums when they pry them from my cold dead mouth.
Double the flavor, double the carnage.
Most of rural America is already compliant with having less than 10 rounds in their gums. 
Frankly, considering how often I get it stuck on my shoe, I’m in favor of increased gum control.
He doesn’t want to take your gums away, but he does want to check out your backside before letting you keep them.
“A well used set of Gums, being necessary to the consumption of Luby’s Tuesday meatloaf special, the right of old people to smack and bear Gums, shall not be infringed, unless the grand kids are visiting.” 
Really what they ought to consider is taking away large packs of gum. Those packs that have dozens of sticks of gum are not of use to anyone who just wants to have a simple chew. No one needs to stick a huge number of pieces of gum in their mouth at once.
Even worse, the law says if your gums get infected, you have to preserve your own body as evidence. But don’t worry: legitimate gum use doesn’t cause infection.
Duh… We can tell where the thread was moved to. But where did it come from? In My Mumble Opinion ?
The BBQ Pit.