I just heard this on the TV set, that Obama’s leftwig administeration plans to take away my gums, and I won’t stand for it. Where would I put my teeth if this dasterdly socialist plan goes through? I’m supposed to eat what, mush through a straw? I hate mush. They will get my gums after they tear away my cold, dead fingers, which won’t be hard on account of they’ll probably be pretty weak because I’m having problems chewing, but this is totally outrageous, our right to possess gums is protected by the Constitution somewheres, I bet, and if it isn’t then it ort to be. When they outlaw gums, only outlaws will have gums, you bet you, and we have to band together NOW so we all keep our gums.
If this weren’t my daughter’s wedding I would knock your teeth out, you anti-dentite bastard.
BTW, take my gums, please! The part around my one wisdom tooth feels infected and I don’t know whether to call the doctor or the dentist. Then I make the mistake of reading GQ where someone mentions a cyst destroying his jaw bone. :eek: