I am going to invest it in a sound financial plan consisting of a diversified stock portfolio and a tax-sheltered retirement account.
Or buy candy. I haven’t decided which yet.
Mmmmm, tax-sheltered retirement candy. Mmmmmm
Candy is always the best way to go. Sure, you might be living on the street in you rold age but you’ll have the memory of that chocolately goodness to keep you warm.
Yeah, but the toothaches from having eaten all that candy will kinda sour the memories. Particularly if I’m living on the street and can’t afford a dentist.
Oh, I know! I’ll buy candy from an out-of-state mail order house, and then not pay California Use Tax on the pruchase price! Wah ha ha ha ha!! That’ll show 'em!