Things advertised so much it makes you suspicious

Imagine Joe Attorney paying for a purchase with a 51 million dollar gift card, and the cashier explaining that his new balance is fifty million nine hundred eighty two thousand and eighteen cents.:smiley:

Actually, it is written somewhere. :smiley:

Those ads are called “direct response” ads; their goal is to get the listener to call / act immediately (as opposed to ads which hope to influence your next purchase, or your overall impression of the brand). In direct response advertising, there are a lot of very well-established rules of thumb about what works well in getting calls, and one of the big ones is to make the phone number very prominent. In direct response ads on TV, they’ll keep the 800 number on screen for much, if not all, of the ad, as well as having an announcer repeat the number. On the radio, you can’t use visuals, so you’re reliant on repeating the number over and over, in hopes that it sticks in the listener’s brain.

The form the settlement takes is part of the negotiation. To most of the class, a $20 gift card is probably worth more than a $10 check. Giving away $20 gift cards is certainly better for the defendants than giving away $20 checks, because something like 10-25% of gift cards are never redeemed.

So, a settlement in gift cards or discount certificates is indicative of a weaker case, relative to one in cash payouts.

Ignorance fought. I guess I’m not their target audience. I’d eat a tobacco stuffed steak served in an asbestos roux.

Such an image does indeed make me go :smiley: .