Things everyone knew but you

A type of grass, like sugarcane.

It took my wife to point out to me (in a rental car) that the little picture of the gas pump in the instrument panel also has an arrow next to it indicating which side of the car the gas fill thingy is on. Who knew? …everyone but me.

I didn’t know that the four Gospels told mostly the same story in four different ways until I went to a retreat when I was 16.

Even before the segway came out, my friend and I (who did know how segue was pronounced) made mix tapes for each other that sometimes had a theme that connected two songs - we called this a segueway, since the ue looks like it’s silent :slight_smile: We pronounced this “seg-way-way”.

**thirdwarning **is being a little pedantic here. In the same way tomatoes are fruits, not vegetables, and watermelons are berries but raspberries are not, the banana plant is not a tree. Instead of being made up of wood and bark, the main stem (what looks like a “trunk”) is made of tightly wrapped leaves. Newer leaves grow from the inner part, older leaves make up the “bark”.

More neat information about banana plants is available here.

Thanks, WhyNot. :slight_smile:

Seriously! Get out! I’m going to have to go out to my car and see if this is true!!

I am learning so much today…that pineapples don’t grow on palm trees…calico cats are always girls…

But I’m still mixed up about the 23rd Psalm. “The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not want.” Why wouldn’t I want him? I thought he was good?

That reminds me of when I discovered that I could open more than one Internet Explorer window and look at more than one website at a time! Amazing.

It’s “want” as in “War on Want”. In other words “I shall not lack anything”.

Do they only do that in rentals? I checked. My car doesn’t have one.

Mother fucker!! I used to travel extensively for work and I have literally rented hundreds of cars. Every time I would try to remind myself to look at where the gas fill side is and not a single time did I remember to do it. It was always a guessing game on the way to the airport. That ruined my whole morning. Fuck.

I habitually pronounce segue as ‘Seg’, and used to spell ‘segway’ segue-way.

When I finally figured out that segue was ‘segway’ - in my second year of university! - I managed to stop spelling it segue-way (and, thankfully, I don’t think I ever spelled it that way in anything anyone else ever read - I just used the ‘short’ form. <_< ), but I still SAY ‘Seg’.

(Also used ‘all intensive purposes’ until I was 14 and gave it a little thought.

Always knew pineapples didn’t grow on trees, although I didn’t know just what the plant looked like.)

:eek: Really? I GOTTA check this out.

I didn’t realize one of my co-workers … no, let me take that back – someone in my workgroup, of whom I’m the supervisor – was pregnant. I thought she was putting on some weight, but I didn’t like to say anything. It wasn’t until she began passing around the ultrasound photos that I got clued in. Turns out she was rather surprised herself by the occurance, and kept pretty tight-lipped about it, but man, I’m dense! :rolleyes:

I feel the same way as the others in this thread. WOW! I’ll have to go check this out. I rent cars a few times a year, too. Thank you!!!

Heh. Until I found this out, I used to just pull the lever to pop the fuel door, then look for it in the left and right rear view mirrors. :slight_smile:

I’m another ‘amazed by the pineapple revelation’ person.

I just learned that Israel is in Asia. (from these boards)

I just realized that I’ve mixed up William Styron and Thomas Tyron for years. Duh!

I’ve never seen ‘The Sopranos’. I’ve only heard the hype. It took me a season or two before I realized it wasn’t about the lives of some opera singers. You’d never guess that, offstage, they were such a ruthless bunch, would you?

I’ve known for quite some time the proper pronunciation of ‘segue’ but in my mind it will always be ‘seeg.’

Imagine being told that your class was going to participate in a mock trial and you exclaiming that you want to be the prostituting attorney. My friend did that.

Oh my god. No, that can’t be. I must be misinterpreting your post. No way.

  • checks dictionary *

DAMNIT!

Well, I’ve got Tengu beat - I’m now in my third year of college. Although I’ve been going around pronouncing it ‘seeg’.

Stupid Europeans…let’s not even talk about hors d’oeuvres, okay? Whore’s doovers.

Don’t worry too much about not noticing the fuel gauge arrow. They’ve only done that the last few years. I just checked my car and my department chairs…both 2000s and neither has the arrow, but my mother’s 2003 does.

Don’t even ask me what I thought the series ‘Oz’ was about. How did I know they call Australia ‘Oz’?