Things I find rude and will make me look down on you

Whenever two or more people are gathered for a single purpose, talking on your cell phone is plain rude. Also those people who get so wrapped up in their conversation they don’t notice you trying to get by them. I always scream in their other ear “What am I…FUCKING INVISIBLE???”

And if you use your iPhone on a public bus, don’t tell me I shouldn’t be looking at it.