In continuing Punha’s bitching about our cats…
Dear Mischief,
Yes it is insanely cute when we see you prancing around the living room carrying a straw in your mouth. I realize they do indeed make great kitty toys but does that mean that you must take every single straw in the house? Before you came along a box of straws would last for months and now every time I turn my back for a second you come up and steal my straw. You theiving cat! I’ll let you have the other 15,000 straws you’ve stolen so far, just please leave the rest alone!
That goes for the bottle caps too. Stop it. I like reusing water bottles. It’s handy to have cold water whenever I want it. I like drinking it out of a bottle so I don’t have to worry about you stealing my straw. However the bottles become of no use to me once you’ve taken their caps and cleverly hidden them in my shoes!
You know I love you. That’s why I randomly go around pick you up and attempt to squeeze you in two and talk kitten talk to you. I enjoy cuddling with you. You’re warm and furry and friendly. However when I go to bed at night I do not want you sleeping on my head and purring as loudly as you possibly can. While you might sleepy wonderfully that way it is not so condusive to my sleeping habits. Be nice like Frodo and sleep at my feet. They don’t hear nearly as well as my ears do.
P.S. thank you for not running out the door every time it is open for more than a fraction of a second. That makes you the favorite.
Love,
B